#683; In which a Line of Questioning is halted

Comic Transcripts

RHONDA: Sammy! I heard you had some smart-aleck questions about Santa!
SAMMY: Some serious questions! And some puzzling doubts!
RHONDA: ?so let me head ’em off! Santa Claus?he’s just me, you hear? I’m all there is!

RHONDA: There ain’t no fat man in a big red suit. I mean there’s MEN, in malls around the world, but they ain’t Santa. They’re just doubles. DECOYS. Like Saddam. Agents. Puppets on a string. On MY string.

RHONDA: You listen close: I make all the toys. I give them out to boys and girls everywhere. I watch ’em all closely to see who’s eaten’ their greens and who’s actin’ out. ME. AND I put in fifty hours a week at the windshield place. That part you know about. Now you know why I’m so tired. That SETTLE it? No more QUESTIONS?

SAMMY: But – that makes even less logical sense than him being a separate entity!
RHONDA: Then your mind’s gonna EXPLODE when you figure out I am the TOOTH FAIRY and the EASTER BUNNY and the BIRTHDAY FROG too

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The vast majority of Bolted! game shipments are already shipped, but I understand if you don’t have yours yet, who cares. Here’s a progress report:

Total orders | 1052
Surveys completed | 992
Fully shipped | 946

Incomplete surveys

Obviously, if I don’t have your shipping address, I can’t ship your game! Let me know if you are missing a survey link. As new responses come in, they are rapidly added to the shipping queue.

Orders containing certain add-ons

Some of the add-ons proved more popular than expected — which is lovely! But it meant I had to reprint some stickers, make all the individual comic prints, request a shipment of books from offsite storage, etc, etc. So, any orders which contain an out-of-stock item are still waiting to ship.

All that missing stuff, though, is en route to me at this very second! So those orders will be going out pretty dang soon!

Custom items

I’ve already been in touch directly with the backers who ordered custom collages! Those will be created (and sent to you) after all the other shipments are complete. I’m excited for those, they’ll be fun! My pleasant dessert after the hearty meal of all the other orders.

Anything wrong?

I’m very grateful to the few folks who’ve contacted me to report some kind of issue with their shipment! Thankfully, problems are rare, but when they do occur, I would like to solve them. Please don’t hesitate to send me an email (replying to your shipping confirmation works great) if there’s anything about your order I can correct.

Reviews & photos

On BoardGameGeek are highly appreciated!

Unless you hate the game! You are entitled to that opinion, but please send that review directly to me instead of telling anyone else, so I can eat it and bury it in the yard and watch it grow into a twisted, gnarled tree. Or whatever!