#939; A Knight is Technically an Aristocrat

Comic Transcripts

Bruce Wayne: The city is being overrun by criminals, Alfred. I have the power to make a difference.

Alfred: Indeed, Master Bruce. It’s so wonderful of you to wish to bring your considerable wealth and resources to bear on such a vital issue. A principled public stance will surely impress the importance of the matter onto your colleagues in the business world.

Alfred: Plus, of course, the plain fact that you are one of the cleverest men I have ever known. I’m sure you will make great strides in tackling this social ill. Will you go so far as to involve yourself in city government? Or perhaps set up an early childhood education program in poverty-stricken neighborhoods?

Bruce Wayne: I want to dress in a bat costume and punch individual muggers. Wait! No!
Alfred: Haha, sir, I was about to say–
Bruce Wayne: First I have to build a weird car.

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{{alt-text: ‘Of course, sir. I’ll have some muggers brought round.’}}

#939; A Knight is Technically an Aristocrat transcribed by in

Bruce Wayne: The city is being overrun by criminals, Alfred. I have the power to make a difference.

Bruce Wayne: I want to dress in a bat costume and punch individual muggers. Wait! No!
Alfred: Haha, sir, I was about to say–
Bruce Wayne: First I have to build a weird car.

{{header: assume the mantle of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: ‘Of course, sir. I’ll have some muggers brought round.’}}

#939; A Knight is Technically an Aristocrat transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.