JOANNE: ...And over here I'll be knocking through the wall to open the kitchen into the living room. It'll be fully open, but with a retractable bar that descends from the ceiling for parties, or just for breakfast.
JOANNE: Upstairs, I'm turning the second bedroom into a fully skylit sunroom complete with floor-to-ceiling windows and a solar-heated lap pool?
GEOFF: Upstairs? Won't that be heavy?
JOANNE: I'm running new pillars up from the basement for support. Probably reclaimed barnwood.
JOANNE: And rather than park our cars tandem, I'm installing a hoist that will store the cars one atop the other. Long-term, I have plans to build a stadium-style rolling roof to protect our entire property from hailstorms.
GEOFF: Wow, Joanne, I had no idea you were so handy!
JOANNE: Oh, I've never touched a drill in my life! I just watch the crap out of the DIY channel.
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