CAPTION: 1989
[[GIACOMO, wearing a wifebeater and jams, with shades and a box-fade (and muttonchops, an interesting addition), stands nearby as ROSS, sporting Whitesnake hair and a giant clock on a chain around his neck, speaks about the enormous contraption at center.]]
ROSS: Check out my rad new electronic typewriter!
You can REVISE what you write even BEFORE it types in onto paper--and then you can SAVE it onto a DISK!
It's amazing. It's the only way I can work anymore.
CAPTION: 2009
[[GIACOMO is now bald and wearing more normal clothing. ROSS now has short hair and wears a top hat. The enormous electronic typewriter is gone, replaced by a laptop on a small writing desk.]]
ROSS: I downloaded this app that shuts down my network connection, hides everything on my desktop, and disables every other program except for a bare-bones text editor.
It's amazing. It's the only way I can work anymore.
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{{Alt-text: 2029: everyone is dead from brain tumors caused by comprehensive municipal wi-fi}}