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PRUDENCE: Let me get this straight.
I sent you off with MAGIC BEANS that can access the world of the GIANTS.
And you TRADED them? For a COW?!

PRUDENCE: Do you know how LONG it took me to CULTIVATE those magic beans?
They had to be spliced. And selected. And bred. And enchanted.
We had a PLAN, Stanley. We were going to go to the LAND OF THE GIANTS and PLUNDER their kingdom!

STANLEY: B-but I thought with a COW we could maybe–
PRUDENCE: Could WHAT, Stanley?
WHAT could we have done with a MANGY OLD COW that we couldn’t have done a HUNDRED TIMES OVER with a giant’s GIANT COW?

PRUDENCE: I swear! You and your THOUGHTS!
…Where IS that old cow, anyway?
STANLEY: That’s what I’ve been trying to SAY!
I TRADED it. For a MAGIC ANTHILL.
PRUDENCE: …A MAGIC anthill?
STANLEY: The ANTS
NEVER STOP

{{header: swap for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: They form a long red line anchoring nightmares to the core of the Earth. I thought it would be a good trade}}

#596; Stanley the Trader transcribed by in

PRUDENCE: Let me get this straight.
I sent you off with MAGIC BEANS that can access the world of the GIANTS.
And you TRADED them? For a COW?!

PRUDENCE: Do you know how LONG it took me to CULTIVATE those magic beans?
They had to be spliced. And selected. And bred. And enchanted.
We had a PLAN, Stanley. We were going to go to the LAND OF THE GIANTS and PLUNDER their kingdom!

STANLEY: B-but I thought with a COW we could maybe--
PRUDENCE: Could WHAT, Stanley?
WHAT could we have done with a MANGY OLD COW that we couldn't have done a HUNDRED TIMES OVER with a giant's GIANT COW?

PRUDENCE: I swear! You and your THOUGHTS!
...Where IS that old cow, anyway?
STANLEY: That's what I've been trying to SAY!
I TRADED it. For a MAGIC ANTHILL.
PRUDENCE: ...A MAGIC anthill?
STANLEY: The ANTS
NEVER STOP

{{header: swap for WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: They form a long red line anchoring nightmares to the core of the Earth. I thought it would be a good trade}}

They form a long red line anchoring nightmares to the core of the Earth. I thought it would be a good trade

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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