[[MADGE is reading to UMBERTO]]
MADGE: ...and they feared that a GHOST was in the house!
UMBERTO: I fear that a ghost is in this CAR
MADGE: Cautiously they crept around the corner. Was that squealing the sound of...a GHOST?
UMBERTO: It was probably their alternator belt. Maybe a wheel bearing.
MADGE: "I'm nervous that this house is full of ghosts," Dirk breathed, his broad shoulders filling his tunic with man-mass.
UMBERTO: I think my AIR FILTER is full of Dirk's man-mass.
MADGE: Dirk sighed, shivering in the autumn chill. "The house is leaking ghosts AND the car is leaking oil. What a week!"
UMBERTO: AW yeah NOW things are startin' to happen!
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{{alt-text: I felt a chill as the ghost swept through me to alight on the distributor cap. "There is corrosion," it hissed in a voice blasted for centuries by the immortal furnaces of Hades, "on the spark plug wire contacts."}}