Comic Transcripts

[[A Gentleman and young Lady are engaged in conversation]]
Gentleman: How’s school? Settled on a major yet?
Young Lady: Not yet. There’s just too many choices!
I’ve narrowed it down to Dirt Science, Theoretical Art History, Veterinary Cosmology, or Origami Therapy with an emphasis in Early Childhood Tactilometrics…

Gentleman: Quite the range!
Young Lady: But there’s also Food Construction, Sociopolitical Ethnobotany, Comparative Medieval Sports Studies, Pancakology, Classical Vintning, Media Surgery…

Young Lady: …Pyrotheology, Singing with a Jai Alai Emphasis, Rending, Feminist Pogo, Nanowhaling, Polio, Water Treatment for the Blind, Postmodern Bread/Toast Criticism, Women’s Physics, Catmaking, or Blood.

Gentleman: What can one do with a degree in BLOOD?
Young Lady: These days, basically NOTHING without an Rh.D.

{{header: study up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: just like mom always said, ‘the world will always need good blooders’}}

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[[A Gentleman and young Lady are engaged in conversation]]
Gentleman: How’s school? Settled on a major yet?
Young Lady: Not yet. There’s just too many choices!
I’ve narrowed it down to Dirt Science, Theoretical Art History, Veterinary Cosmology, or Origami Therapy with an emphasis in Early Childhood Tactilometrics…

Gentleman: Quite the range!
Young Lady: But there’s also Food Construction, Sociopolitical Ethnobotany, Comparative Medieval Sports Studies, Pancakology, Classical Vintning, Media Surgery…

Young Lady: …Pyrotheology, Singing with a Jai Alai Emphasis, Rending, Feminist Pogo, Nanowhaling, Polio, Water Treatment for the Blind, Postmodern Bread/Toast Criticism, Women’s Physics, Catmaking, or Blood.

Gentleman: What can one do with a degree in BLOOD?
Young Lady: These days, basically NOTHING without an Rh.D.

{{header: study up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: just like mom always said, ‘the world will always need good blooders’}}

#896; In which Majors are declared transcribed by in

[[A Gentleman and young Lady are engaged in conversation]]
Gentleman: How's school? Settled on a major yet?
Young Lady: Not yet. There's just too many choices!
I've narrowed it down to Dirt Science, Theoretical Art History, Veterinary Cosmology, or Origami Therapy with an emphasis in Early Childhood Tactilometrics...

Gentleman: Quite the range!
Young Lady: But there's also Food Construction, Sociopolitical Ethnobotany, Comparative Medieval Sports Studies, Pancakology, Classical Vintning, Media Surgery...

Young Lady: ...Pyrotheology, Singing with a Jai Alai Emphasis, Rending, Feminist Pogo, Nanowhaling, Polio, Water Treatment for the Blind, Postmodern Bread/Toast Criticism, Women's Physics, Catmaking, or Blood.

Gentleman: What can one do with a degree in BLOOD?
Young Lady: These days, basically NOTHING without an Rh.D.

{{header: study up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: just like mom always said, 'the world will always need good blooders'}}

just like mom always said, 'the world will always need good blooders'

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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