[[A Gentleman and young Lady are engaged in conversation]]
Gentleman: How's school? Settled on a major yet?
Young Lady: Not yet. There's just too many choices!
I've narrowed it down to Dirt Science, Theoretical Art History, Veterinary Cosmology, or Origami Therapy with an emphasis in Early Childhood Tactilometrics...
Gentleman: Quite the range!
Young Lady: But there's also Food Construction, Sociopolitical Ethnobotany, Comparative Medieval Sports Studies, Pancakology, Classical Vintning, Media Surgery...
Young Lady: ...Pyrotheology, Singing with a Jai Alai Emphasis, Rending, Feminist Pogo, Nanowhaling, Polio, Water Treatment for the Blind, Postmodern Bread/Toast Criticism, Women's Physics, Catmaking, or Blood.
Gentleman: What can one do with a degree in BLOOD?
Young Lady: These days, basically NOTHING without an Rh.D.
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{{alt-text: just like mom always said, 'the world will always need good blooders'}}