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[[A Woman is standing at a counter, speaking to a Clerk]]
Woman: Okay! Here’s a slogan for your business: “Impossible Burrito! We dare you to eat it successfully!”

Woman: You take all the most delicious fillings and cook them to perfection. Then you wrap them in a tortilla three microns thick. Guaranteed to disintegrate at the slightest touch. Finally, you heat the entire thing to five hundred degrees and tell the customer “Good luck!”

Woman: They want all that delicious burrito gutstuff – but it’s utterly impossible to eat! You elevate the serving of a simple burrito to a Grand Guignol performance, watching idiot after idiot enact the same pointless, tragic farce all day long!

Clerk: Ma’am, if you were not happy with your burrito, we would be happy to make you another or refund your money…
Woman: No! I’m very happy with every part of this Dadaesque luncheon! She said sarcastically!

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{{header: hold it together at WONDERMARK.COM}}

[[A Woman is standing at a counter, speaking to a Clerk]]
Woman: Okay! Here's a slogan for your business: "Impossible Burrito! We dare you to eat it successfully!"

Woman: You take all the most delicious fillings and cook them to perfection. Then you wrap them in a tortilla three microns thick. Guaranteed to disintegrate at the slightest touch. Finally, you heat the entire thing to five hundred degrees and tell the customer "Good luck!"

Woman: They want all that delicious burrito gutstuff - but it's utterly impossible to eat! You elevate the serving of a simple burrito to a Grand Guignol performance, watching idiot after idiot enact the same pointless, tragic farce all day long!

Clerk: Ma'am, if you were not happy with your burrito, we would be happy to make you another or refund your money...
Woman: No! I'm very happy with every part of this Dadaesque luncheon! She said sarcastically!

{{header: hold it together at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: The Carnitas Period in Western conceptual art was short but memorable.}}

The Carnitas Period in Western conceptual art was short but memorable.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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