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[[Man 1 wears an apron. Man 2 wears a suit.]]

Man 1: I’ve invented a new way to eat! It’s FOOD inside of BREAD
Man 2: That’s called a sandwich.
Man 1: No, not with slices of bread. It’s, like… SURROUNDED by bread

Man 2: That’s called a wrap.
Man 1: No! Not with a tortilla. It’s actually INSIDE the bread.
Man 2: That’s called a pita pocket.

Man 1: No! It’s literally INSIDE a lump of bread dough!
Man 2: That’s called a dumpling.
Man 1: A what

[[New scene with a woman and Man 2]]

Woman: Ben’s super mad because he says you always stymy his innovations.
Man 2: How is it MY fault that BEN hasn’t heard of DUMPLINGS

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{{alt-text: Ben does know the WORD ‘dumpling,’ but he’s always assumed it meant something dirty. Same with ‘sticky buns.’}}

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[[Man 1 wears an apron. Man 2 wears a suit.]]

Man 1: I've invented a new way to eat! It's FOOD inside of BREAD
Man 2: That's called a sandwich.
Man 1: No, not with slices of bread. It's, like... SURROUNDED by bread

Man 2: That's called a wrap.
Man 1: No! Not with a tortilla. It's actually INSIDE the bread.
Man 2: That's called a pita pocket.

Man 1: No! It's literally INSIDE a lump of bread dough!
Man 2: That's called a dumpling.
Man 1: A what

[[New scene with a woman and Man 2]]

Woman: Ben's super mad because he says you always stymy his innovations.
Man 2: How is it MY fault that BEN hasn't heard of DUMPLINGS

{{header: create at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Ben does know the WORD 'dumpling,' but he's always assumed it meant something dirty. Same with 'sticky buns.'}}

Ben does know the WORD 'dumpling,' but he's always assumed it meant something dirty. Same with 'sticky buns.'

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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