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[[Dad and son are seated at the table; dad’s reading the newspaper while son tries to eat his dinner.]]

Son: Mom, your forgot the buns for the burgers.
Mom: No buns, honey! We’re officially a no-carb household now!

Son: Dad, Mom’s doing it again.
Dad: What’s that?

Son: Picking up on fads like a year too late.
Dad: Are you sure that’s what she’s doing?

Son: What? Yes, I’m sure.
Dad: Is that your final answer?
Mom: HEY MACARENA

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#169; In which Bread is shunned transcribed by in

[[Dad and son are seated at the table; dad’s reading the newspaper while son tries to eat his dinner.]]

Son: Mom, your forgot the buns for the burgers.
Mom: No buns, honey! We’re officially a no-carb household now!

Son: Dad, Mom’s doing it again.
Dad: What’s that?

Son: Picking up on fads like a year too late.
Dad: Are you sure that’s what she’s doing?

Son: What? Yes, I’m sure.
Dad: Is that your final answer?
Mom: HEY MACARENA

{{header: tickle me at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: you are the weakest link, goodbye}}

#169; In which Bread is shunned transcribed by in

[[Dad and son are seated at the table; dad's reading the newspaper while son tries to eat his dinner.]]

Son: Mom, your forgot the buns for the burgers.
Mom: No buns, honey! We're officially a no-carb household now!

Son: Dad, Mom's doing it again.
Dad: What's that?

Son: Picking up on fads like a year too late.
Dad: Are you sure that's what she's doing?

Son: What? Yes, I'm sure.
Dad: Is that your final answer?
Mom: HEY MACARENA

{{header: tickle me at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: you are the weakest link, goodbye}}

you are the weakest link, goodbye

#169; In which Bread is shunned

  — March 24th, 2006

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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