#801; All Doughplanes, All the Time

Comic Transcripts

[[Customer approaches the counter next to a display case of doughplanes, addressing the Head Baker]]
Customer: Excuse me, do you guys sell donuts still? Or just… what do you call them? Doughplanes?

[[Head Baker approaches the counter]]
Head Baker: You want doughplanes? We GOT doughplanes! We got all kinds! We’re working on a real beauty in the back right now.
Head Baker: Totally accurate (within the bounds of donut physics) scale model of a Beechcraft King Air. We call it a DOUGHCRAFT KING DOUGH.
Customer: I just want a normal donut

[[Head baker raises his hand]]
Head Baker: Well, just get a doughplane! Get one of the smaller ones. They don’t have NEARLY the aeronautical detail of the king dough, but they’re JUST as tasty and ONLY a dollar.
Customer: Regular cake donuts used to be fifty cents.

Customer: I just want a donut. A REGULAR donut. I don’t want to pay extra for WINGS. It doesn’t need to fly. I plan to EAT it IMMEDIATELY.
[[Head Baker angrily points toward the door]]
Head Baker: GET OUT OF MY SHOP YOU PHILISTINE

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[[Customer approaches the counter next to a display case of doughplanes, addressing the Head Baker]]
Customer: Excuse me, do you guys sell donuts still? Or just… what do you call them? Doughplanes?

{{header: come and get WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: We will cultivate a discerning patron pool by actively selecting only for customers who APPRECIATE what we are DOING here}}

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In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.