Comic Transcripts

[[Scene inside a donut shop: A rather large Head Baker stares in shock at an airplane-shaped piece of bread held by the Baker]]
Head Baker: What are you DOING? You’re supposed to be making the DONUTS! Not PLAYING AROUND with the dough!
Baker: But look! I gave it little wings!
Baker: It’s like an airplane! A doughplane!

[[Customer approaches the counter]]
Head Baker: LISTEN to me. We are on an EXTREMELY tight budget. You cannot be WASTING dough on DOUGHPLANES. Do you HEAR me?
Head Baker: I can’t believe I even have to EXPLAIN this to you!
Customer: Hey, is that an airplane donut? Ha ha! Adorable!

[[Awkward pause]]

[[Outside the shop: DONUTS sign hastily covered by a plank with a new sign]]
Sign: Doughplanes and other aviation-themed pastries
Additional window sign: NEW!

[[Bonus panel: a poster for Doughplanes! with a female baker holding an airplane-shaped piece of bread and the silhouette of an airplane in the background]]
Baker: You are cleared for sprinkles!

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#800; In which Business proves Adaptable transcribed by in

[[Scene inside a donut shop: A rather large Head Baker stares in shock at an airplane-shaped piece of bread held by the Baker]]
Head Baker: What are you DOING? You’re supposed to be making the DONUTS! Not PLAYING AROUND with the dough!
Baker: But look! I gave it little wings!
Baker: It’s like an airplane! A doughplane!

[[Customer approaches the counter]]
Head Baker: LISTEN to me. We are on an EXTREMELY tight budget. You cannot be WASTING dough on DOUGHPLANES. Do you HEAR me?
Head Baker: I can’t believe I even have to EXPLAIN this to you!
Customer: Hey, is that an airplane donut? Ha ha! Adorable!

[[Awkward pause]]

[[Outside the shop: DONUTS sign hastily covered by a plank with a new sign]]
Sign: Doughplanes and other aviation-themed pastries
Additional window sign: NEW!

[[Bonus panel: a poster for Doughplanes! with a female baker holding an airplane-shaped piece of bread and the silhouette of an airplane in the background]]
Baker: You are cleared for sprinkles!

{{header: mold it into WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I hope business…TAKES OFF}}
{{alt-text for bonus panel: wheeeeeee}}

#800; In which Business proves Adaptable transcribed by in

[[Scene inside a donut shop: A rather large Head Baker stares in shock at an airplane-shaped piece of bread held by the Baker]]
Head Baker: What are you DOING? You're supposed to be making the DONUTS! Not PLAYING AROUND with the dough!
Baker: But look! I gave it little wings!
Baker: It's like an airplane! A doughplane!

[[Customer approaches the counter]]
Head Baker: LISTEN to me. We are on an EXTREMELY tight budget. You cannot be WASTING dough on DOUGHPLANES. Do you HEAR me?
Head Baker: I can't believe I even have to EXPLAIN this to you!
Customer: Hey, is that an airplane donut? Ha ha! Adorable!

[[Awkward pause]]

[[Outside the shop: DONUTS sign hastily covered by a plank with a new sign]]
Sign: Doughplanes and other aviation-themed pastries
Additional window sign: NEW!

[[Bonus panel: a poster for Doughplanes! with a female baker holding an airplane-shaped piece of bread and the silhouette of an airplane in the background]]
Baker: You are cleared for sprinkles!

{{header: mold it into WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I hope business...TAKES OFF}}
{{alt-text for bonus panel: wheeeeeee}}

I hope business...TAKES OFF

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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