Comic Transcripts

[[Scene inside a donut shop: A rather large Head Baker stares in shock at an airplane-shaped piece of bread held by the Baker]]
Head Baker: What are you DOING? You’re supposed to be making the DONUTS! Not PLAYING AROUND with the dough!
Baker: But look! I gave it little wings!
Baker: It’s like an airplane! A doughplane!

[[Customer approaches the counter]]
Head Baker: LISTEN to me. We are on an EXTREMELY tight budget. You cannot be WASTING dough on DOUGHPLANES. Do you HEAR me?
Head Baker: I can’t believe I even have to EXPLAIN this to you!
Customer: Hey, is that an airplane donut? Ha ha! Adorable!

[[Awkward pause]]

[[Outside the shop: DONUTS sign hastily covered by a plank with a new sign]]
Sign: Doughplanes and other aviation-themed pastries
Additional window sign: NEW!

[[Bonus panel: a poster for Doughplanes! with a female baker holding an airplane-shaped piece of bread and the silhouette of an airplane in the background]]
Baker: You are cleared for sprinkles!

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{{alt-text: I hope business…TAKES OFF}}
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#800; In which Business proves Adaptable transcribed by in

[[Scene inside a donut shop: A rather large Head Baker stares in shock at an airplane-shaped piece of bread held by the Baker]]
Head Baker: What are you DOING? You’re supposed to be making the DONUTS! Not PLAYING AROUND with the dough!
Baker: But look! I gave it little wings!
Baker: It’s like an airplane! A doughplane!

[[Customer approaches the counter]]
Head Baker: LISTEN to me. We are on an EXTREMELY tight budget. You cannot be WASTING dough on DOUGHPLANES. Do you HEAR me?
Head Baker: I can’t believe I even have to EXPLAIN this to you!
Customer: Hey, is that an airplane donut? Ha ha! Adorable!

[[Awkward pause]]

[[Outside the shop: DONUTS sign hastily covered by a plank with a new sign]]
Sign: Doughplanes and other aviation-themed pastries
Additional window sign: NEW!

[[Bonus panel: a poster for Doughplanes! with a female baker holding an airplane-shaped piece of bread and the silhouette of an airplane in the background]]
Baker: You are cleared for sprinkles!

{{header: mold it into WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I hope business…TAKES OFF}}
{{alt-text for bonus panel: wheeeeeee}}

#800; In which Business proves Adaptable transcribed by in

[[Scene inside a donut shop: A rather large Head Baker stares in shock at an airplane-shaped piece of bread held by the Baker]]
Head Baker: What are you DOING? You're supposed to be making the DONUTS! Not PLAYING AROUND with the dough!
Baker: But look! I gave it little wings!
Baker: It's like an airplane! A doughplane!

[[Customer approaches the counter]]
Head Baker: LISTEN to me. We are on an EXTREMELY tight budget. You cannot be WASTING dough on DOUGHPLANES. Do you HEAR me?
Head Baker: I can't believe I even have to EXPLAIN this to you!
Customer: Hey, is that an airplane donut? Ha ha! Adorable!

[[Awkward pause]]

[[Outside the shop: DONUTS sign hastily covered by a plank with a new sign]]
Sign: Doughplanes and other aviation-themed pastries
Additional window sign: NEW!

[[Bonus panel: a poster for Doughplanes! with a female baker holding an airplane-shaped piece of bread and the silhouette of an airplane in the background]]
Baker: You are cleared for sprinkles!

{{header: mold it into WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I hope business...TAKES OFF}}
{{alt-text for bonus panel: wheeeeeee}}

I hope business...TAKES OFF

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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