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[[CHAIR-HOLDING CHAMPIONSHIPS: DAY 6]]
[[GENO and DAVY are holding up a chair as an audience looks on.]]
GENO: You are weak. The chair is made of butter. It slips from your grasp so easily.
DAVY: I am not listens

GENO: Your shoulders quake. Your arms give out. The chair is heavy. So very, VERY heavy.
DAVY: Your words is like gravy to my starving ears

GENO: Your fingers are like sponges. SO weak. So terribly, achingly, TREMBLINGLY weak.
DAVY: I am IMMUNES to every hurtful psychologies!

GENO: Your pockets are so soft. So inviting. “Put your hands in us,” they whisper. “Why have you FORSAKEN us? Do you not LOVE us anymore?”
DAVY: You cannot TRICKING me! My strong desire for this pockets is matter of MANY public records!

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#769; The Chair-Holding Championships transcribed by in

[[CHAIR-HOLDING CHAMPIONSHIPS: DAY 6]]
[[GENO and DAVY are holding up a chair as an audience looks on.]]
GENO: You are weak. The chair is made of butter. It slips from your grasp so easily.
DAVY: I am not listens

GENO: Your shoulders quake. Your arms give out. The chair is heavy. So very, VERY heavy.
DAVY: Your words is like gravy to my starving ears

GENO: Your fingers are like sponges. SO weak. So terribly, achingly, TREMBLINGLY weak.
DAVY: I am IMMUNES to every hurtful psychologies!

GENO: Your pockets are so soft. So inviting. “Put your hands in us,” they whisper. “Why have you FORSAKEN us? Do you not LOVE us anymore?”
DAVY: You cannot TRICKING me! My strong desire for this pockets is matter of MANY public records!

{{header: keep it up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{[alt-text: front page newspapers in my hometowns: HERO LOCAL DESIRES VICTORY, POCKETS}}

#769; The Chair-Holding Championships transcribed by in

[[CHAIR-HOLDING CHAMPIONSHIPS: DAY 6]]
[[GENO and DAVY are holding up a chair as an audience looks on.]]
GENO: You are weak. The chair is made of butter. It slips from your grasp so easily.
DAVY: I am not listens

GENO: Your shoulders quake. Your arms give out. The chair is heavy. So very, VERY heavy.
DAVY: Your words is like gravy to my starving ears

GENO: Your fingers are like sponges. SO weak. So terribly, achingly, TREMBLINGLY weak.
DAVY: I am IMMUNES to every hurtful psychologies!

GENO: Your pockets are so soft. So inviting. "Put your hands in us," they whisper. "Why have you FORSAKEN us? Do you not LOVE us anymore?"
DAVY: You cannot TRICKING me! My strong desire for this pockets is matter of MANY public records!

{{header: keep it up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{[alt-text: front page newspapers in my hometowns: HERO LOCAL DESIRES VICTORY, POCKETS}}

front page newspapers in my hometowns: HERO LOCAL DESIRES VICTORY, POCKETS

#769; The Chair-Holding Championships

  — November 8th, 2011

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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