Comic Transcripts

STAN [[an antelope-headed man bearing a large sack on his back, and wearing a dress]]: Kind villager! Is this the fabled town of Inclusia? Where all are welcomed and respected, no matter what?

STAN: I will not be a burden on your people! I seek no charity, nothing but to set up a small shop and let the free market determine my success.

BERNICE: Keep on walkin’, stranger. We’re tolerant of everyone ’round here – ‘cept for your kind.

STAN: Hideous antelope-creatures, or dudes in dresses?
BERNICE: Republilcans.

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#289; In which a Visitor is shunned transcribed by in

STAN [[an antelope-headed man bearing a large sack on his back, and wearing a dress]]: Kind villager! Is this the fabled town of Inclusia? Where all are welcomed and respected, no matter what?

STAN: I will not be a burden on your people! I seek no charity, nothing but to set up a small shop and let the free market determine my success.

BERNICE: Keep on walkin', stranger. We're tolerant of everyone 'round here - 'cept for your kind.

STAN: Hideous antelope-creatures, or dudes in dresses?
BERNICE: Republilcans.

{{header: make your home at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: also, smelly people}}

also, smelly people

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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