Comic Transcripts

EVIE: I’m pooched, love. I’m heading up to Snoozyville.
GARTH: Okay, Snoogums. Hope you can get on the Snooze Express.

EVIE: I got a ticket for the Bullet Snooze. I’ll be in Snoozyville in Zero Point Snooze.
GARTH: Oh, baby! Are you sure that’s safe? There was that whole scandal where the commissioner of the High-Speed Snooze Association was forced to resign after misappropriating $3.8 million congressionally earmarked for snuggle development!

EVIE: I don’t think that would affect the performance of the Bullet Snooze itself!
GARTH: Well, you don’t know if maybe the Cuddle Inspector is some appointed crony of his or something! Maybe the cuddles haven’t been inspected for weeks! Ya might never get to Snoozyville because the cuddles all freeze up halfway between Bakersfield and Fresno!

EVIE: Good point. Come with me and inspect all my cuddles carefully for safety.
GARTH: All right. Gimme like two hours to finish reading this article about county fairs.

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{{alt-text: The whole thing was clearly a pork project from the get-go. It doesn’t make sound economic sense to lay high-speed rail track all the way from Bakersfield to Fresno just so one person can fall asleep faster. EVEN IF SHE IS ADORABLE WHEN SHE SNORES}}

#754; All Aboard the Snooze Express transcribed by in

EVIE: I’m pooched, love. I’m heading up to Snoozyville.
GARTH: Okay, Snoogums. Hope you can get on the Snooze Express.

EVIE: I got a ticket for the Bullet Snooze. I’ll be in Snoozyville in Zero Point Snooze.
GARTH: Oh, baby! Are you sure that’s safe? There was that whole scandal where the commissioner of the High-Speed Snooze Association was forced to resign after misappropriating $3.8 million congressionally earmarked for snuggle development!

EVIE: I don’t think that would affect the performance of the Bullet Snooze itself!
GARTH: Well, you don’t know if maybe the Cuddle Inspector is some appointed crony of his or something! Maybe the cuddles haven’t been inspected for weeks! Ya might never get to Snoozyville because the cuddles all freeze up halfway between Bakersfield and Fresno!

EVIE: Good point. Come with me and inspect all my cuddles carefully for safety.
GARTH: All right. Gimme like two hours to finish reading this article about county fairs.

{{header: tuck into WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: The whole thing was clearly a pork project from the get-go. It doesn’t make sound economic sense to lay high-speed rail track all the way from Bakersfield to Fresno just so one person can fall asleep faster. EVEN IF SHE IS ADORABLE WHEN SHE SNORES}}

#754; All Aboard the Snooze Express transcribed by in

EVIE: I'm pooched, love. I'm heading up to Snoozyville.
GARTH: Okay, Snoogums. Hope you can get on the Snooze Express.

EVIE: I got a ticket for the Bullet Snooze. I'll be in Snoozyville in Zero Point Snooze.
GARTH: Oh, baby! Are you sure that's safe? There was that whole scandal where the commissioner of the High-Speed Snooze Association was forced to resign after misappropriating $3.8 million congressionally earmarked for snuggle development!

EVIE: I don't think that would affect the performance of the Bullet Snooze itself!
GARTH: Well, you don't know if maybe the Cuddle Inspector is some appointed crony of his or something! Maybe the cuddles haven't been inspected for weeks! Ya might never get to Snoozyville because the cuddles all freeze up halfway between Bakersfield and Fresno!

EVIE: Good point. Come with me and inspect all my cuddles carefully for safety.
GARTH: All right. Gimme like two hours to finish reading this article about county fairs.

{{header: tuck into WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: The whole thing was clearly a pork project from the get-go. It doesn't make sound economic sense to lay high-speed rail track all the way from Bakersfield to Fresno just so one person can fall asleep faster. EVEN IF SHE IS ADORABLE WHEN SHE SNORES}}

The whole thing was clearly a pork project from the get-go. It doesn't make sound economic sense to lay high-speed rail track all the way from Bakersfield to Fresno just so one person can fall asleep faster. EVEN IF SHE IS ADORABLE WHEN SHE SNORES

#754; All Aboard the Snooze Express

  — September 9th, 2011

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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