Comic Transcripts

JANE: You’re getting so tall! Last time I saw you, you were only this big!

CHIP: I guess I just keep eating
JANE: Let’s see, when did I see you last? Was it Thanksgiving? I recall walking into the family room and seeing you next to that old armoire. I have a very clear mental picture of that.

JANE: Your shoulder was almost even with the ridge by the top of the mirror. So that would have made you this tall, the last time I saw you. Or did I see you at Jim’s wedding? I ducked out early – court appointment – but I may have seen you. You would have been seated and I would have only seen the back of your head, if anything. So it would have been hard to estimate your height from that.

CHIP: Can we settle on “like all living things, I continue to change”?
JANE: Where you even with that armoire? This is going to bother me all night?!

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{{alt-text: If I don’t know where YOU were, then I don’t know where I was. And if I don’t know where I was THEN, how can I know where I am NOW? DON’T YOU SEE? DON’T YOU SEEEEEE}}

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JANE: You’re getting so tall! Last time I saw you, you were only this big!

CHIP: I guess I just keep eating
JANE: Let’s see, when did I see you last? Was it Thanksgiving? I recall walking into the family room and seeing you next to that old armoire. I have a very clear mental picture of that.

JANE: Your shoulder was almost even with the ridge by the top of the mirror. So that would have made you this tall, the last time I saw you. Or did I see you at Jim’s wedding? I ducked out early – court appointment – but I may have seen you. You would have been seated and I would have only seen the back of your head, if anything. So it would have been hard to estimate your height from that.

CHIP: Can we settle on “like all living things, I continue to change”?
JANE: Where you even with that armoire? This is going to bother me all night?!

{{header: grow up to be WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: If I don’t know where YOU were, then I don’t know where I was. And if I don’t know where I was THEN, how can I know where I am NOW? DON’T YOU SEE? DON’T YOU SEEEEEE}}

#637; In which Growth is noticed transcribed by in

JANE: You're getting so tall! Last time I saw you, you were only this big!

CHIP: I guess I just keep eating
JANE: Let's see, when did I see you last? Was it Thanksgiving? I recall walking into the family room and seeing you next to that old armoire. I have a very clear mental picture of that.

JANE: Your shoulder was almost even with the ridge by the top of the mirror. So that would have made you this tall, the last time I saw you. Or did I see you at Jim's wedding? I ducked out early - court appointment - but I may have seen you. You would have been seated and I would have only seen the back of your head, if anything. So it would have been hard to estimate your height from that.

CHIP: Can we settle on "like all living things, I continue to change"?
JANE: Where you even with that armoire? This is going to bother me all night?!

{{header: grow up to be WONDERMARK.COM}}

{{alt-text: If I don't know where YOU were, then I don't know where I was. And if I don't know where I was THEN, how can I know where I am NOW? DON'T YOU SEE? DON'T YOU SEEEEEE}}

If I don't know where YOU were, then I don't know where I was. And if I don't know where I was THEN, how can I know where I am NOW? DON'T YOU SEE? DON'T YOU SEEEEEE

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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