Comic Transcripts

[[A BEAR in an ill-fitting Prussian military helmet prowls about aimlessly.]]
BEAR: I’m a bear! I’m a bear!

[[A FISHERMAN appears. He’s bigger than the BEAR.]]
FISCHER: STOP it. You are NOT a bear.
You are a FISH in a COSTUME.

BEAR: I thought
(small voice) I thought I was a bear.
FISCHER: You have been CLAIMING so, but you are WRONG.

BEAR (to himself): I never realized how much being a fish feels like being a bear.
FISCHER: Now come here and put this hook in your mouth.

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{{alt-text: don’t make me put one of your salmony brethren on here to seal the deal}}

#636; In which a Hunter goes fishing transcribed by in

[[A BEAR in an ill-fitting Prussian military helmet prowls about aimlessly.]]
BEAR: I’m a bear! I’m a bear!

[[A FISHERMAN appears. He’s bigger than the BEAR.]]
FISCHER: STOP it. You are NOT a bear.
You are a FISH in a COSTUME.

BEAR: I thought
(small voice) I thought I was a bear.
FISCHER: You have been CLAIMING so, but you are WRONG.

BEAR (to himself): I never realized how much being a fish feels like being a bear.
FISCHER: Now come here and put this hook in your mouth.

{{header: listen to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: don’t make me put one of your salmony brethren on here to seal the deal}}

#636; In which a Hunter goes fishing transcribed by in

[[A BEAR in an ill-fitting Prussian military helmet prowls about aimlessly.]]
BEAR: I'm a bear! I'm a bear!

[[A FISHERMAN appears. He's bigger than the BEAR.]]
FISCHER: STOP it. You are NOT a bear.
You are a FISH in a COSTUME.

BEAR: I thought
(small voice) I thought I was a bear.
FISCHER: You have been CLAIMING so, but you are WRONG.

BEAR (to himself): I never realized how much being a fish feels like being a bear.
FISCHER: Now come here and put this hook in your mouth.

{{header: listen to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: don't make me put one of your salmony brethren on here to seal the deal}}

don't make me put one of your salmony brethren on here to seal the deal

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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