GEORGE: Oh, uh, wow! You...got me a LUTE.
AGNES: Now, that's REAL spruce!
Is that RIGHT? Is that what you WANTED?
GEORGE: Yeah! I mean, GEEZ--I can't believe you actually FOUND one!
AGNES: Oh, it wasn't EASY! FIRST I tried the music shop on Ninth. But all THEY had was a bunch of JUNK!
Then Aunt IRENE said I should try ANTIQUE shops. Do you know I went to EVERY antique shop in town? But nobody even knew what I was TALKING about!
AGNES: Finally, I found this nice man at a little recording studio over in Brantley. HE said he wouldn't mind asking around on the Internet for me.
Wouldn't you know it, a friend of his in TEXAS had this one for sale, and I was able to get it OVERNIGHTED. I hope it's a GOOD one!
GEORGE (small voice): I kind of put this on my list as a joke.
HIRAM: LET HER KEEP HER VICTORY
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{{Alt-text: There was a period a few months ago when George was watching a lot of lute videos on YouTube.}}