Comic Transcripts

BOB: Sorry I’m late to game night!
RAY: Dangit Bob! I sprained my thumb twiddlin’ waitin’ fer you! I gotta turn tonight’s bout to my understudy!
[[RAY’S understudy is a duck. Wearing shoes, pants held up with suspenders and a top hat. Let’s call him DESMOND, for the alliteration.]]

DESMOND: WHAT SHALL WE PLAY?
BOB: Well typically we do a few ten-dollar rounds of Rock Paper Scissors.
Can you manage that? I mean with the feathers an’ all–

DESMOND: I DO NOT KNOW IT. IS IT SIMILAR TO DUCK DUCK GOOSE?
RAY: Go with him here Bob.
BOB: I guess it’s got some similarities in the random nature of it all.

DESMOND: DUCK DUCK GOOSE IS OFFENSIVE MINSTRELCY!
BOB (to himself): Dangit why do these things always turn POLITICAL?

{{Header: play around at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: There is no way you can play Rock-Paper-Scissors with thumbs sprained from twiddlin’.}}

#629; In which Game-Night gets awkward transcribed by in

BOB: Sorry I’m late to game night!
RAY: Dangit Bob! I sprained my thumb twiddlin’ waitin’ fer you! I gotta turn tonight’s bout to my understudy!
[[RAY’S understudy is a duck. Wearing shoes, pants held up with suspenders and a top hat. Let’s call him DESMOND, for the alliteration.]]

DESMOND: WHAT SHALL WE PLAY?
BOB: Well typically we do a few ten-dollar rounds of Rock Paper Scissors.
Can you manage that? I mean with the feathers an’ all–

DESMOND: I DO NOT KNOW IT. IS IT SIMILAR TO DUCK DUCK GOOSE?
RAY: Go with him here Bob.
BOB: I guess it’s got some similarities in the random nature of it all.

DESMOND: DUCK DUCK GOOSE IS OFFENSIVE MINSTRELCY!
BOB (to himself): Dangit why do these things always turn POLITICAL?

{{Header: play around at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: There is no way you can play Rock-Paper-Scissors with thumbs sprained from twiddlin’.}}

#629; In which Game-Night gets awkward transcribed by in

BOB: Sorry I'm late to game night!
RAY: Dangit Bob! I sprained my thumb twiddlin' waitin' fer you! I gotta turn tonight's bout to my understudy!
[[RAY'S understudy is a duck. Wearing shoes, pants held up with suspenders and a top hat. Let's call him DESMOND, for the alliteration.]]

DESMOND: WHAT SHALL WE PLAY?
BOB: Well typically we do a few ten-dollar rounds of Rock Paper Scissors.
Can you manage that? I mean with the feathers an' all--

DESMOND: I DO NOT KNOW IT. IS IT SIMILAR TO DUCK DUCK GOOSE?
RAY: Go with him here Bob.
BOB: I guess it's got some similarities in the random nature of it all.

DESMOND: DUCK DUCK GOOSE IS OFFENSIVE MINSTRELCY!
BOB (to himself): Dangit why do these things always turn POLITICAL?

{{Header: play around at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: There is no way you can play Rock-Paper-Scissors with thumbs sprained from twiddlin'.}}

There is no way you can play Rock-Paper-Scissors with thumbs sprained from twiddlin'.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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