Comic Transcripts

BOB: Sorry I’m late to game night!
RAY: Dangit Bob! I sprained my thumb twiddlin’ waitin’ fer you! I gotta turn tonight’s bout to my understudy!
[[RAY’S understudy is a duck. Wearing shoes, pants held up with suspenders and a top hat. Let’s call him DESMOND, for the alliteration.]]

DESMOND: WHAT SHALL WE PLAY?
BOB: Well typically we do a few ten-dollar rounds of Rock Paper Scissors.
Can you manage that? I mean with the feathers an’ all–

DESMOND: I DO NOT KNOW IT. IS IT SIMILAR TO DUCK DUCK GOOSE?
RAY: Go with him here Bob.
BOB: I guess it’s got some similarities in the random nature of it all.

DESMOND: DUCK DUCK GOOSE IS OFFENSIVE MINSTRELCY!
BOB (to himself): Dangit why do these things always turn POLITICAL?

{{Header: play around at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: There is no way you can play Rock-Paper-Scissors with thumbs sprained from twiddlin’.}}

#629; In which Game-Night gets awkward transcribed by in

BOB: Sorry I’m late to game night!
RAY: Dangit Bob! I sprained my thumb twiddlin’ waitin’ fer you! I gotta turn tonight’s bout to my understudy!
[[RAY’S understudy is a duck. Wearing shoes, pants held up with suspenders and a top hat. Let’s call him DESMOND, for the alliteration.]]

DESMOND: WHAT SHALL WE PLAY?
BOB: Well typically we do a few ten-dollar rounds of Rock Paper Scissors.
Can you manage that? I mean with the feathers an’ all–

DESMOND: I DO NOT KNOW IT. IS IT SIMILAR TO DUCK DUCK GOOSE?
RAY: Go with him here Bob.
BOB: I guess it’s got some similarities in the random nature of it all.

DESMOND: DUCK DUCK GOOSE IS OFFENSIVE MINSTRELCY!
BOB (to himself): Dangit why do these things always turn POLITICAL?

{{Header: play around at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: There is no way you can play Rock-Paper-Scissors with thumbs sprained from twiddlin’.}}

#629; In which Game-Night gets awkward transcribed by in

BOB: Sorry I'm late to game night!
RAY: Dangit Bob! I sprained my thumb twiddlin' waitin' fer you! I gotta turn tonight's bout to my understudy!
[[RAY'S understudy is a duck. Wearing shoes, pants held up with suspenders and a top hat. Let's call him DESMOND, for the alliteration.]]

DESMOND: WHAT SHALL WE PLAY?
BOB: Well typically we do a few ten-dollar rounds of Rock Paper Scissors.
Can you manage that? I mean with the feathers an' all--

DESMOND: I DO NOT KNOW IT. IS IT SIMILAR TO DUCK DUCK GOOSE?
RAY: Go with him here Bob.
BOB: I guess it's got some similarities in the random nature of it all.

DESMOND: DUCK DUCK GOOSE IS OFFENSIVE MINSTRELCY!
BOB (to himself): Dangit why do these things always turn POLITICAL?

{{Header: play around at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: There is no way you can play Rock-Paper-Scissors with thumbs sprained from twiddlin'.}}

There is no way you can play Rock-Paper-Scissors with thumbs sprained from twiddlin'.

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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