BOB: Norm! You seen this new, hundred-foot-tall "WELCOME DUCKS" banner in front of my house? You know anything about that?
NORM: I know just who to ask! Meet the new chairman of our homeowners' association!
DESMOND [[a duck]]: I've got a lot of improvements planned.
DESMOND: My first project will be refurb'ing the pond to feature waterproof, motion-activated bread-crumb dispensers. These will work in concert with a mandatory neighborhood old-muffin recycling program.
DESMOND: I'd also like everyone to start wearing feathers - to make new residents feel welcome as the area inevitably gentrifies. It's time to add some biodiversity to our little subdivision!
DESMOND: I trust that I have your full support?
NORM [[to BOB]]: Look, we're going to have to pick our battles if we're ever going to get on the free egg list.
{{header: visit scenic WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: The banner was erected in the night.}}