#628; The Quantum Roadkill

Comic Transcripts

[[Two men sit in an automobile; one drives]]
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Man 1: ACK
Man 2: Oh no! You just hit a possum!

Man 1: Vicious creatures. One less of ’em to terrorize children.
Man 2: He’ll never go home to his little possum family.
Man 1: He doesn’t have a family! He lives under a rock, writing hateful possum manifestos and designing mail bombs.

Man 2: His little possum wife has dinner all ready. His little possum children have drawings they made at possum school. But daddy’s not coming home!
Man 1: Because he was out kidnapping squirrels to torture in twisted experiments. His fetid dungeon is filled with the stench of despair. But no more! The forest need tremble in fear no longer!

Man 2: Can we at least agree that his next of kin will grieve for him
Man 1: His next of kin is a stitched-together construct of fur and bone and lipstick he calls “Sally”

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{{alt-text: Most likely the possum was, like us all, generally well-intentioned despite having some distinct faults.}}

#628; The Quantum Roadkill transcribed by in

[[Two men sit in an automobile; one drives]]
<>
Man 1: ACK
Man 2: Oh no! You just hit a possum!

Man 2: Can we at least agree that his next of kin will grieve for him
Man 1: His next of kin is a stitched-together construct of fur and bone and lipstick he calls “Sally”

{{header: rationalize WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Most likely the possum was, like us all, generally well-intentioned despite having some distinct faults.}}

#628; The Quantum Roadkill transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.