Comic Transcripts

[[A bearded man sits on a bench, holding a cellular phone to his ear]]
Bearded Man: …just checking to see if you guys were going out tonight. Call me!
Bearded Man (internal monologue): They won’t call! I *know* they went out without me! They *never* include me in anything they do!

[[The phone is no longer visible]]
Bearded Man (internal monologue): Like when *George* came to visit. They all went to that club that looks like a submarine.
Bearded Man (internal monologue): George is *my* friend, too! And they *knew* I wanted to go check out *The Dive Bar*!
Bearded Man (internal monologue): But *no*! Stuck home *alone* again like a *chump*! Like a walking, talking *chumpanzee*!

[[A man in a turban appears, kneeling at the bearded man’s side]]
Bearded Man (internal monologue): Now I’m gonna be here *all* night waiting for a call which is *never* going to come. Talk about the *height* of inconsiderate?
Man in Turban: *AN EPIDEMIC HAS KILLED THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE LEAVING ONLY YOU AND ME ALIVE*

Man in Turban: C-can I come in?
Bearded Man: Nnnnnah, I think I got a library book I should be working on.

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[[A bearded man sits on a bench, holding a cellular phone to his ear]]
Bearded Man: …just checking to see if you guys were going out tonight. Call me!
Bearded Man (internal monologue): They won’t call! I *know* they went out without me! They *never* include me in anything they do!

[[The phone is no longer visible]]
Bearded Man (internal monologue): Like when *George* came to visit. They all went to that club that looks like a submarine.
Bearded Man (internal monologue): George is *my* friend, too! And they *knew* I wanted to go check out *The Dive Bar*!
Bearded Man (internal monologue): But *no*! Stuck home *alone* again like a *chump*! Like a walking, talking *chumpanzee*!

[[A man in a turban appears, kneeling at the bearded man’s side]]
Bearded Man (internal monologue): Now I’m gonna be here *all* night waiting for a call which is *never* going to come. Talk about the *height* of inconsiderate?
Man in Turban: *AN EPIDEMIC HAS KILLED THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE LEAVING ONLY YOU AND ME ALIVE*

Man in Turban: C-can I come in?
Bearded Man: Nnnnnah, I think I got a library book I should be working on.

{{header: go under with WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Every fifteen minutes it goes AWHOOOOGAA and red lights flash and sprinklers come on}}

#618; We are all Social Creatures transcribed by in

[[A bearded man sits on a bench, holding a cellular phone to his ear]]
Bearded Man: ...just checking to see if you guys were going out tonight. Call me!
Bearded Man (internal monologue): They won't call! I *know* they went out without me! They *never* include me in anything they do!

[[The phone is no longer visible]]
Bearded Man (internal monologue): Like when *George* came to visit. They all went to that club that looks like a submarine.
Bearded Man (internal monologue): George is *my* friend, too! And they *knew* I wanted to go check out *The Dive Bar*!
Bearded Man (internal monologue): But *no*! Stuck home *alone* again like a *chump*! Like a walking, talking *chumpanzee*!

[[A man in a turban appears, kneeling at the bearded man's side]]
Bearded Man (internal monologue): Now I'm gonna be here *all* night waiting for a call which is *never* going to come. Talk about the *height* of inconsiderate?
Man in Turban: *AN EPIDEMIC HAS KILLED THE ENTIRE HUMAN RACE LEAVING ONLY YOU AND ME ALIVE*

Man in Turban: C-can I come in?
Bearded Man: Nnnnnah, I think I got a library book I should be working on.

{{header: go under with WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: Every fifteen minutes it goes AWHOOOOGAA and red lights flash and sprinklers come on}}

Every fifteen minutes it goes AWHOOOOGAA and red lights flash and sprinklers come on

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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