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[[Jesus Christ, Lord of all humanity, speaks with the beautifully demonic fallen angel Lucifer, Prince of the Air, the one known as Satan, in the cavern-like bowels of Hell.]]

SATAN: Hey, Josh! Long time no see. What’re you doing in this neck of the woods?
JESUS: Ah, you know, I got crucified last night.

SATAN: Bummer! Well, come in, the kids’ll be thrilled to see their god-dad.
JESUS: Thanks, but I can’t. I have to defeat you and return to life to save the souls of the world.

SATAN: Okay, well, make it quick, we’re just sitting down to Passover seder.
JESUS: I’ll swing wide, you just sell it.

{{header: break bread at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: josh was middleweight boxing champ in nazareth in 8th grade. not many people know that}}

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[[Jesus Christ, Lord of all humanity, speaks with the beautifully demonic fallen angel Lucifer, Prince of the Air, the one known as Satan, in the cavern-like bowels of Hell.]]

SATAN: Hey, Josh! Long time no see. What're you doing in this neck of the woods?
JESUS: Ah, you know, I got crucified last night.

SATAN: Bummer! Well, come in, the kids'll be thrilled to see their god-dad.
JESUS: Thanks, but I can't. I have to defeat you and return to life to save the souls of the world.

SATAN: Okay, well, make it quick, we're just sitting down to Passover seder.
JESUS: I'll swing wide, you just sell it.

{{header: break bread at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: josh was middleweight boxing champ in nazareth in 8th grade. not many people know that}}

josh was middleweight boxing champ in nazareth in 8th grade. not many people know that

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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