Comic Transcripts

LORETTA: What are you doing still in BED? I asked you to start loading the car! We have to be OUT THE DOOR in FIVE MINUTES!

[[LEROY doesn’t move.]]
LORETTA: COME ON COME ON COME ON! Get pants on! Get shoes on!
I swear, getting you to MOVE is like a lame, one-legged ANCESTOR OF A SLOTH WHO’S TWICE AS SLOW trying to use a frayed old piece of CRUNCHY VINE to pull a CRUISE SHIP!

[[LORETTA leaves.]]
LEROY: I ended my DREAM without being asked!
I’D LIKE A LITTLE CREDIT FOR THAT!

{{Header: awake to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: You were at my mom’s house…except it was sort of like a school for some reason…and everyone from work was in my mom’s kitchen taking a class…only they weren’t cooking…they were all stabbing each other}}

#605; In which is managed an Accomplishment transcribed by in

LORETTA: What are you doing still in BED? I asked you to start loading the car! We have to be OUT THE DOOR in FIVE MINUTES!

[[LEROY doesn’t move.]]
LORETTA: COME ON COME ON COME ON! Get pants on! Get shoes on!
I swear, getting you to MOVE is like a lame, one-legged ANCESTOR OF A SLOTH WHO’S TWICE AS SLOW trying to use a frayed old piece of CRUNCHY VINE to pull a CRUISE SHIP!

[[LORETTA leaves.]]
LEROY: I ended my DREAM without being asked!
I’D LIKE A LITTLE CREDIT FOR THAT!

{{Header: awake to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: You were at my mom’s house…except it was sort of like a school for some reason…and everyone from work was in my mom’s kitchen taking a class…only they weren’t cooking…they were all stabbing each other}}

#605; In which is managed an Accomplishment transcribed by in

LORETTA: What are you doing still in BED? I asked you to start loading the car! We have to be OUT THE DOOR in FIVE MINUTES!

[[LEROY doesn't move.]]
LORETTA: COME ON COME ON COME ON! Get pants on! Get shoes on!
I swear, getting you to MOVE is like a lame, one-legged ANCESTOR OF A SLOTH WHO'S TWICE AS SLOW trying to use a frayed old piece of CRUNCHY VINE to pull a CRUISE SHIP!

[[LORETTA leaves.]]
LEROY: I ended my DREAM without being asked!
I'D LIKE A LITTLE CREDIT FOR THAT!

{{Header: awake to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: You were at my mom's house...except it was sort of like a school for some reason...and everyone from work was in my mom's kitchen taking a class...only they weren't cooking...they were all stabbing each other}}

You were at my mom's house...except it was sort of like a school for some reason...and everyone from work was in my mom's kitchen taking a class...only they weren't cooking...they were all stabbing each other

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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