Comic Transcripts

– I don’t THINK I was followed, but I’m not sure…
– Hold those knees still.

– Sorry, I’m just a little nervous.
– Don’t be. Those guards are dumber than dirt.

– Um… So HOW exactly are you going to get me across the border?

– Won’t fit. I say she just won’t fit.
– We’ll have to lose the legs.

header: smuggle at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: and i don’t suppose you’d let ME keep them?

#091; In which Sacrifices are made transcribed by in

– I don’t THINK I was followed, but I’m not sure…
– Hold those knees still.

– Sorry, I’m just a little nervous.
– Don’t be. Those guards are dumber than dirt.

– Um… So HOW exactly are you going to get me across the border?

– Won’t fit. I say she just won’t fit.
– We’ll have to lose the legs.

header: smuggle at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: and i don’t suppose you’d let ME keep them?

#091; In which Sacrifices are made transcribed by in

- I don't THINK I was followed, but I'm not sure...
- Hold those knees still.

- Sorry, I'm just a little nervous.
- Don't be. Those guards are dumber than dirt.

- Um... So HOW exactly are you going to get me across the border?

- Won't fit. I say she just won't fit.
- We'll have to lose the legs.

header: smuggle at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: and i don't suppose you'd let ME keep them?

and i don't suppose you'd let ME keep them?

#091; In which Sacrifices are made

  — January 25th, 2005

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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