#571; The Battle of Birdy Wills

Comic Transcripts

[[SIDNEY sits on an overturned rowboat. A large seabird stands before him.]]
SIDNEY: Go AWAY Bird.
I don’ got no biscuits, no bread, no SMILES even.
Don’ need another desperate stare in my life neither.

SIDNEY: Why you STANDING there? I don’ got nothing I can give you that you gonna want.
Don’t LOOK at me like that! You gonna trigger a thing insideways that’s been doing just fine shielded by the gut layer!
BIRD! You–you better know you are playing with fire, Bird!
Now you look away! NOW YOU LEAVE ME BE!

SIDNEY: AAAHH your constant, belittling gaze turns my venoms backward! so much self-conscious that it cracks my stoic facade!
You WIN, Bird! You WIN! I am a sadly man! NOTHING I do is EVER for success!
BIRD (thinking): Apparently including feeding the dang birds.

{{Header: fixate on WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: The bird was hoping for a little piece of crouton or something, but absent that, will happily take that hat.}}

#571; The Battle of Birdy Wills transcribed by in

{{Header: fixate on WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: The bird was hoping for a little piece of crouton or something, but absent that, will happily take that hat.}}

#571; The Battle of Birdy Wills transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.