#567; O Selfless Saviors

Comic Transcripts

[[A group of businessmen are having a meeting. The fellow running the meeting is offpanel. Let’s call him CHESTER.]]
CHESTER: Congratulations, gentlemen!
Another Halloween passed without incident.
No children were poisoned by HOMEMADE COOKIES laced with strychnine.

[[Same as first panel, but slightly closer.]]
CHESTER: No rosy little cheeks were SLASHED by RAZOR-LADEN APPLES.
This year, like every other year, ALL the treats consumed were SAFE.

[[Same as first and second, but closer.]]
CHESTER: Thank heavens our shrill, insistent warnings were heeded!
Our paranoia-inducing hypervigilance has once again saved a generation of children from certain harm.
AND WE DO THIS GLADLY.

[[CHESTER stands in front of a chart with a thin-lipped smile on his face.]]
CHESTER: After all, children are our future!
[[The chart is titled PACKAGED CANDY SALES and shows a sharp increase for the month of October.]]

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#567; O Selfless Saviors transcribed by in

[[Same as first panel, but slightly closer.]]
CHESTER: No rosy little cheeks were SLASHED by RAZOR-LADEN APPLES.
This year, like every other year, ALL the treats consumed were SAFE.

{{Header: save WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: Teach them well, and let them lead the way along the path we have clearly outlined for them with $18.99 reflective tape.}}

#567; O Selfless Saviors transcribed by in

The past few weeks have been a frenzy of assembling the very laborious, very bespoke first print run of NOODLE BATTLE, the puzzle game I am releasing this weekend at PAX West in Seattle!

PAX has an event called the PNW Tabletop Game Market (Saturday night ONLY), which is a curated selection of short-run games from local designers. As I’ve mentioned in this space before, I applied for a space in this fall’s event mainly as a way to force myself to finish a new game. And here it is!

The drawings are all by Jason Poland, good pal and cartoonist of My Dad Is Dracula. Jason played an early version of this game at Alaska Robotics Comics Camp this spring, and really liked it!

So I said, “Do you want to help me make it?” And so he has! It was his idea to make all the characters fun little animals, and I think it adds a ton of charm.

Because this edition is limited-run, it has been incredibly labor-intensive to make! The boxes and cards were made by a game factory in the usual fashion, but separately. The blank tiles were made by a woodworker dude out of Connecticut. For each game, we have had to:

Cut a piece of plastic and install the box window
Paint all the tiles, hundreds at a time
Apply a sticker to both sides of every tile
Apply stickers to the box (we couldn’t get the box back printed in time, so the whole back side of the box is a sticker too)
Apply the “Nutrition Facts” sticker, which was a late suggestion by my kid that I just had to run with
Fold up the rule sheet (they come from the printer as big strips of paper)
Put all the components into the box and seal it all up

I knew it would be a lot of work and would require some inefficient, expensive compromises AND I WAS RIGHT. But the final product is turning out great, which is the important thing!!

I will have 50 copies with me (if all goes well) at PAX, and then between now and the holidays we will be putting together additional copies to round out this first edition.

I will announce additional copies on Patreon first, once they are available online!! And here too, naturally, before long.

You can also sign up here if you’d like me to email you once the game is available online!