Comic Transcripts

HUBERT: BEHOLD MY INVENTION!
HERMES: You cannot call a PLUNGER that you BOUGHT an “invention.”
HUBERT: I have modified it slightly!
HERMES: Oh, you always DO!

HERMES: Let me guess. You bought an angle vise and some torx screws and a twenty-piece Dremel kit.
A jeweler’s hammer, a magnifying work lamp and digital calipers in a leather case.
And you set to WORK.

HERMES: Should I APPLAUD your aimless tinkering? What PROBLEM did you solve?
How is the world BETTER OFF now that you’ve UNLEASHED yourself upon a PERFECTLY GOOD plunger?

[[HUBERT has stuck the plunger on HERMES’ face.]]
HERMES: …modified it slightly, you say?
HUBERT: Filled it with glue!

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HUBERT: BEHOLD MY INVENTION!
HERMES: You cannot call a PLUNGER that you BOUGHT an “invention.”
HUBERT: I have modified it slightly!
HERMES: Oh, you always DO!

HERMES: Let me guess. You bought an angle vise and some torx screws and a twenty-piece Dremel kit.
A jeweler’s hammer, a magnifying work lamp and digital calipers in a leather case.
And you set to WORK.

HERMES: Should I APPLAUD your aimless tinkering? What PROBLEM did you solve?
How is the world BETTER OFF now that you’ve UNLEASHED yourself upon a PERFECTLY GOOD plunger?

[[HUBERT has stuck the plunger on HERMES’ face.]]
HERMES: …modified it slightly, you say?
HUBERT: Filled it with glue!

{{Header: make use of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: To be fair, most of his projects don’t get quite this advanced.}}

#555; In which a Tool is improved transcribed by in

HUBERT: BEHOLD MY INVENTION!
HERMES: You cannot call a PLUNGER that you BOUGHT an "invention."
HUBERT: I have modified it slightly!
HERMES: Oh, you always DO!

HERMES: Let me guess. You bought an angle vise and some torx screws and a twenty-piece Dremel kit.
A jeweler's hammer, a magnifying work lamp and digital calipers in a leather case.
And you set to WORK.

HERMES: Should I APPLAUD your aimless tinkering? What PROBLEM did you solve?
How is the world BETTER OFF now that you've UNLEASHED yourself upon a PERFECTLY GOOD plunger?

[[HUBERT has stuck the plunger on HERMES' face.]]
HERMES: ...modified it slightly, you say?
HUBERT: Filled it with glue!

{{Header: make use of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: To be fair, most of his projects don't get quite this advanced.}}

To be fair, most of his projects don't get quite this advanced.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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