Comic Transcripts

[[The Capitol]]
SPEAKER HOGBLOTTER: Very well, let it be law. Any place with two or more persons gathered must blare Christmas music incessantly for the entire month of December.
LUCY: The Mannheim Steamroller lobby thanks the people of America. Democracy works!

[[A battle]]
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[[LARRY’S house]]
HILDA: He knows when you are sleeping he knows when you’re awake
LARRY: AAAHHHH

[[Marketplace]]
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VIVIAN: WHAT? CAN’T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THE HOLIDAY CHEER
ESTEBAN: I SAID IT’S TIME TO SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATE SUICIDE

{{header: drown out your thoughts at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: ’tis the season!}}

#363; In which Joy is Mandated transcribed by in

[[The Capitol]]
SPEAKER HOGBLOTTER: Very well, let it be law. Any place with two or more persons gathered must blare Christmas music incessantly for the entire month of December.
LUCY: The Mannheim Steamroller lobby thanks the people of America. Democracy works!

[[A battle]]
<>

[[LARRY'S house]]
HILDA: He knows when you are sleeping he knows when you're awake
LARRY: AAAHHHH

[[Marketplace]]
<>
VIVIAN: WHAT? CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER ALL THE HOLIDAY CHEER
ESTEBAN: I SAID IT'S TIME TO SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATE SUICIDE

{{header: drown out your thoughts at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: 'tis the season!}}

'tis the season!

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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