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ROB: …and here we have our lovely and talented ladies, Cindy and Angie.

[[Later.]]
ANGIE: Hey, Rob? Look, I know you mean well, but the old LOVELY AND TALENTED but is kind of demeaning.
You don’t introduce the GUYS as HANDSOME, you know?
ROB: Oh, sure, Angie, no problem. Sorry, I didn’t realize.

[[Later still.]]
ROB: …and here we hae the lovely MISS CINDY and the, uh…
…SMART Miss Angie.

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{{Alt-text: What’s that, Cindy? Yes, I realize that you’re smart, too, I’m very sorry. Now please take my stapler out of your ear.}}

#535; In which Rob is set straight transcribed by in

ROB: ...and here we have our lovely and talented ladies, Cindy and Angie.

[[Later.]]
ANGIE: Hey, Rob? Look, I know you mean well, but the old LOVELY AND TALENTED but is kind of demeaning.
You don't introduce the GUYS as HANDSOME, you know?
ROB: Oh, sure, Angie, no problem. Sorry, I didn't realize.

[[Later still.]]
ROB: ...and here we hae the lovely MISS CINDY and the, uh...
...SMART Miss Angie.

{{Header: respect WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: What's that, Cindy? Yes, I realize that you're smart, too, I'm very sorry. Now please take my stapler out of your ear.}}

What's that, Cindy? Yes, I realize that you're smart too, I'm very sorry. Now please take my stapler out of your ear.

#535; In which Rob is set straight

  — July 17th, 2009

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May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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