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DELORES: Tell me the invention again.
JUANITA: Burrito tape.

JUANITA: Strips of tortilla coated with a light flour paste.
Dispensed on a roll. You use it to hold bulging burritos closed, and repair tears and leaks in your burrito.

DELORES: Is this a RESTAURANT product, or a CONSUMER product, or…
JUANITA: You EAT it!

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{{Alt-text: Keep a roll in the kitchen! One in your purse! Even one in the glove compartment. Burrito Tape is the ONLY tortilla-repair apparatus you need.}}

#524; In which it’s just that simple transcribed by in

DELORES: Tell me the invention again.
JUANITA: Burrito tape.

JUANITA: Strips of tortilla coated with a light flour paste.
Dispensed on a roll. You use it to hold bulging burritos closed, and repair tears and leaks in your burrito.

DELORES: Is this a RESTAURANT product, or a CONSUMER product, or...
JUANITA: You EAT it!

{{Header: someone do this at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: Keep a roll in the kitchen! One in your purse! Even one in the glove compartment. Burrito Tape is the ONLY tortilla-repair apparatus you need.}}

Keep a roll in the kitchen! One in your purse! Even one in the glove compartment. Burrito Tape is the ONLY tortilla-repair apparatus you need.

#524; In which it’s just that simple

  — June 5th, 2009

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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