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WAITER (still not writing anything down): …anything else to drink?
BURNSIDE: What do you have on tap?

WAITER: Let’s see…Rusty Tricycle, Uncleburglar, Steelhouse Stiltwalker, Boogerbrau, Prancing Minotaur, Dunderschnauzen, Chairfarter Stout, and Aardshark.

CAPTION: The Dangers of Eating Out of Town
BURNSIDE: Uh…What’s the AARDSHARK like, I guess?
WAITER: Oh, it’s a lot like a WENCHBUCKET.

{{Header: take your pick at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: Wenchbucket is all right but it’s sure no Bogchucking Bastard.}}

#515; In which there is Quite the Selection transcribed by in

WAITER (still not writing anything down): ...anything else to drink?
BURNSIDE: What do you have on tap?

WAITER: Let's see...Rusty Tricycle, Uncleburglar, Steelhouse Stiltwalker, Boogerbrau, Prancing Minotaur, Dunderschnauzen, Chairfarter Stout, and Aardshark.

CAPTION: The Dangers of Eating Out of Town
BURNSIDE: Uh...What's the AARDSHARK like, I guess?
WAITER: Oh, it's a lot like a WENCHBUCKET.

{{Header: take your pick at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: Wenchbucket is all right but it's sure no Bogchucking Bastard.}}

Wenchbucket is all right but it's sure no Bogchucking Bastard.

#515; In which there is Quite the Selection

  — May 13th, 2009

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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