JIM: Anything good in the mail?
Looks like...holiday cards?
JEEVES: Some.
Newsletter type and spam type.
JIM: Oh, good. Little Jessamynn got an award for perfect attendance at school.
But Uncle George passed a kidney stone the size of a chicken nugget.
Also, surprise! Everyone's thankful for blessings.
What're the spam ones?
JEEVES: Let's see...dentist, car insurance, income tax preparer, alumni association.
Oh, hold the phone!
This...this is new.
A COMBO.
[[We see the "Combo."]]
CARD: Season's Greetings from your friends at ACE TIRE PROS.
What a crazy year it's been! At Ace we've had some real challenges. Bill, our muffler expert, suffered a hernia while lifting a catalytic converter--right during our busy "May is for Mufflers" promotion! But we still managed to set a sales record that Big Al...(cut off)...will be proud of. Our office...
{{Header: tell us all about WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: To be fair, Jessamynn didn't have much choice in the matter.}}