Comic Transcripts

JIM: Anything good in the mail?
Looks like…holiday cards?
JEEVES: Some.
Newsletter type and spam type.

JIM: Oh, good. Little Jessamynn got an award for perfect attendance at school.
But Uncle George passed a kidney stone the size of a chicken nugget.
Also, surprise! Everyone’s thankful for blessings.
What’re the spam ones?
JEEVES: Let’s see…dentist, car insurance, income tax preparer, alumni association.
Oh, hold the phone!
This…this is new.
A COMBO.

[[We see the “Combo.”]]
CARD: Season’s Greetings from your friends at ACE TIRE PROS.
What a crazy year it’s been! At Ace we’ve had some real challenges. Bill, our muffler expert, suffered a hernia while lifting a catalytic converter–right during our busy “May is for Mufflers” promotion! But we still managed to set a sales record that Big Al…(cut off)…will be proud of. Our office…

{{Header: tell us all about WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: To be fair, Jessamynn didn’t have much choice in the matter.}}

#473; In which Jim is convinced to buy Tires transcribed by in

JIM: Anything good in the mail?
Looks like…holiday cards?
JEEVES: Some.
Newsletter type and spam type.

JIM: Oh, good. Little Jessamynn got an award for perfect attendance at school.
But Uncle George passed a kidney stone the size of a chicken nugget.
Also, surprise! Everyone’s thankful for blessings.
What’re the spam ones?
JEEVES: Let’s see…dentist, car insurance, income tax preparer, alumni association.
Oh, hold the phone!
This…this is new.
A COMBO.

[[We see the “Combo.”]]
CARD: Season’s Greetings from your friends at ACE TIRE PROS.
What a crazy year it’s been! At Ace we’ve had some real challenges. Bill, our muffler expert, suffered a hernia while lifting a catalytic converter–right during our busy “May is for Mufflers” promotion! But we still managed to set a sales record that Big Al…(cut off)…will be proud of. Our office…

{{Header: tell us all about WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: To be fair, Jessamynn didn’t have much choice in the matter.}}

#473; In which Jim is convinced to buy Tires transcribed by in

JIM: Anything good in the mail?
Looks like...holiday cards?
JEEVES: Some.
Newsletter type and spam type.

JIM: Oh, good. Little Jessamynn got an award for perfect attendance at school.
But Uncle George passed a kidney stone the size of a chicken nugget.
Also, surprise! Everyone's thankful for blessings.
What're the spam ones?
JEEVES: Let's see...dentist, car insurance, income tax preparer, alumni association.
Oh, hold the phone!
This...this is new.
A COMBO.

[[We see the "Combo."]]
CARD: Season's Greetings from your friends at ACE TIRE PROS.
What a crazy year it's been! At Ace we've had some real challenges. Bill, our muffler expert, suffered a hernia while lifting a catalytic converter--right during our busy "May is for Mufflers" promotion! But we still managed to set a sales record that Big Al...(cut off)...will be proud of. Our office...

{{Header: tell us all about WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: To be fair, Jessamynn didn't have much choice in the matter.}}

To be fair, Jessamynn didn't have much choice in the matter.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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