Comic Transcripts

LUXEMBOURG: Hey, America. How’s it going, buddy.
Feeling any better?
AMERICA: Oh, hey, Luxembourg.
Nah, being broke all of a sudden has still got me all MOPEY.

LUXEMBOURG: How’d that whole AFGHANISTAN PRANK play out? Man, I wish I coulda seen your face!
AMERICA: AFGHANISTAN prank?
LUXEMBOURG: You know. The RUSSIA thing.
AMERICA: RUSSIA? Russia broke up with Afghanistan, like, TWENTY YEARS ago.

LUXEMBOURG: Oh…Oh, geez. Wait.
Nobody…nobody TOLD you?
AMERICA: Told me WHAT?!
LUXEMBOURG: Remember how, when Russia was crashing at Afghanistan’s place, YOU funneled weapons to the Mujahideen to drive him out?
Big hilarious frat prank?
Well, dude…RUSSIA’S been doing that back to YOU for like FIVE YEARS now.

LUXEMBOURG: Sorry, man. We all thought you knew.
SPAIN was supposed to tell you.
SPAIN: THIS will teach you to never return my calls!

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#450; In which Nations shoot the Breeze transcribed by in

LUXEMBOURG: Hey, America. How’s it going, buddy.
Feeling any better?
AMERICA: Oh, hey, Luxembourg.
Nah, being broke all of a sudden has still got me all MOPEY.

LUXEMBOURG: How’d that whole AFGHANISTAN PRANK play out? Man, I wish I coulda seen your face!
AMERICA: AFGHANISTAN prank?
LUXEMBOURG: You know. The RUSSIA thing.
AMERICA: RUSSIA? Russia broke up with Afghanistan, like, TWENTY YEARS ago.

LUXEMBOURG: Oh…Oh, geez. Wait.
Nobody…nobody TOLD you?
AMERICA: Told me WHAT?!
LUXEMBOURG: Remember how, when Russia was crashing at Afghanistan’s place, YOU funneled weapons to the Mujahideen to drive him out?
Big hilarious frat prank?
Well, dude…RUSSIA’S been doing that back to YOU for like FIVE YEARS now.

LUXEMBOURG: Sorry, man. We all thought you knew.
SPAIN was supposed to tell you.
SPAIN: THIS will teach you to never return my calls!

{{Header: go around, come around to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: try to disprove it.}}

#450; In which Nations shoot the Breeze transcribed by in

LUXEMBOURG: Hey, America. How's it going, buddy.
Feeling any better?
AMERICA: Oh, hey, Luxembourg.
Nah, being broke all of a sudden has still got me all MOPEY.

LUXEMBOURG: How'd that whole AFGHANISTAN PRANK play out? Man, I wish I coulda seen your face!
AMERICA: AFGHANISTAN prank?
LUXEMBOURG: You know. The RUSSIA thing.
AMERICA: RUSSIA? Russia broke up with Afghanistan, like, TWENTY YEARS ago.

LUXEMBOURG: Oh...Oh, geez. Wait.
Nobody...nobody TOLD you?
AMERICA: Told me WHAT?!
LUXEMBOURG: Remember how, when Russia was crashing at Afghanistan's place, YOU funneled weapons to the Mujahideen to drive him out?
Big hilarious frat prank?
Well, dude...RUSSIA'S been doing that back to YOU for like FIVE YEARS now.

LUXEMBOURG: Sorry, man. We all thought you knew.
SPAIN was supposed to tell you.
SPAIN: THIS will teach you to never return my calls!

{{Header: go around, come around to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-text: try to disprove it.}}

try to disprove it.

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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