Comic Transcripts

[[HAND-DRAWN SEA CAPTAIN looks ahead.]]
CAPTAIN: There’s the beast!

[[He is attacked by a grotesque, tentacled sea creature.]]

[[He punches the beast in its gigantic eye!]]

[[He returns home, triumphant, dragging the beast with him.]]
CAPTAIN: I brought dinner.
WIFE: But I made spaghetti!

{{Header: bring home WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-Text: well I brought a garnish}}

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[[HAND-DRAWN SEA CAPTAIN looks ahead.]]
CAPTAIN: There's the beast!

[[He is attacked by a grotesque, tentacled sea creature.]]

[[He punches the beast in its gigantic eye!]]

[[He returns home, triumphant, dragging the beast with him.]]
CAPTAIN: I brought dinner.
WIFE: But I made spaghetti!

{{Header: bring home WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{Alt-Text: well I brought a garnish}}

well I brought a garnish

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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