Comic Transcripts

– How’s the shrimp today?
– What’s THAT supposed to mean?

– Uh… It, uh, means how’s the shrimp, I guess?
– Yeah, I heard you, smart guy. Hey! Louie! You hear this guy?
– HEAR him? I’ll crack his skull, did I hear him.

– I didn’t realize asking about the seafood was impolite.
– Asking about seafood! You want I should cleave his cleavables?
– Yo, my height is a genetic disorder, punk!

header: throw down at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: now all we need is 100 gallons of cocktail sauce

#104; In which a Slight is inadvertently made transcribed by in

- How's the shrimp today?
- What's THAT supposed to mean?

- Uh... It, uh, means how's the shrimp, I guess?
- Yeah, I heard you, smart guy. Hey! Louie! You hear this guy?
- HEAR him? I'll crack his skull, did I hear him.

- I didn't realize asking about the seafood was impolite.
- Asking about seafood! You want I should cleave his cleavables?
- Yo, my height is a genetic disorder, punk!

header: throw down at WONDERMARK.COM
alt-text: now all we need is 100 gallons of cocktail sauce

if you say 'what's in the barrel, 100 gallons of cocktail sauce?' i will cut you

#104; In which a Slight is inadvertently made

  — April 26th, 2005

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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