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[[A Facebook page]]
[[APPLICATIONS: Noise, Meat, Smug Declarations, Places I’ll Never Go, Hats, Bears]]
[[MAIN PANEL: You’ve been marketed to! Some Douche sent an intrusion using Marketing: We don’t believe you’ve seen enough commercial messages today! We firmly believe that Web content should serve no greater purpose than to attract eyeballs that we can cram full of ads. And since you’ve already proven you’re dumb enough to spend a dollar on an imaginary “gift,” why shouldn’t we press our luck? We know that garish, omni-present ads eventually drove you away from MySpace, but we figure we can get a good six months’ worth of impressions out of you before you get fed up with us, too!]]
[[BUTTON: Sure, whatever, it’s free]]
[[REQUESTS: 81 requests to go away 34 empty treehouses 103 carbon whatevers 8:30 already aw man 411 some kinda cannon 3 french hens 26¢ per 1K impressions go read a book]]

{{header: sell your attention to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: now everyone join the wondermark facebook group}}

#368; Facebook, Distilled. transcribed by in

[[A Facebook page]]
[[APPLICATIONS: Noise, Meat, Smug Declarations, Places I’ll Never Go, Hats, Bears]]
[[MAIN PANEL: You’ve been marketed to! Some Douche sent an intrusion using Marketing: We don’t believe you’ve seen enough commercial messages today! We firmly believe that Web content should serve no greater purpose than to attract eyeballs that we can cram full of ads. And since you’ve already proven you’re dumb enough to spend a dollar on an imaginary “gift,” why shouldn’t we press our luck? We know that garish, omni-present ads eventually drove you away from MySpace, but we figure we can get a good six months’ worth of impressions out of you before you get fed up with us, too!]]
[[BUTTON: Sure, whatever, it’s free]]
[[REQUESTS: 81 requests to go away 34 empty treehouses 103 carbon whatevers 8:30 already aw man 411 some kinda cannon 3 french hens 26¢ per 1K impressions go read a book]]

{{header: sell your attention to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: now everyone join the wondermark facebook group}}

#368; Facebook, Distilled. transcribed by in

[[A Facebook page]]
[[APPLICATIONS: Noise, Meat, Smug Declarations, Places I'll Never Go, Hats, Bears]]
[[MAIN PANEL: You've been marketed to! Some Douche sent an intrusion using Marketing: We don't believe you've seen enough commercial messages today! We firmly believe that Web content should serve no greater purpose than to attract eyeballs that we can cram full of ads. And since you've already proven you're dumb enough to spend a dollar on an imaginary "gift," why shouldn't we press our luck? We know that garish, omni-present ads eventually drove you away from MySpace, but we figure we can get a good six months' worth of impressions out of you before you get fed up with us, too!]]
[[BUTTON: Sure, whatever, it's free]]
[[REQUESTS: 81 requests to go away 34 empty treehouses 103 carbon whatevers 8:30 already aw man 411 some kinda cannon 3 french hens 26¢ per 1K impressions go read a book]]

{{header: sell your attention to WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: now everyone join the wondermark facebook group}}

now everyone join the wondermark facebook group

#368; Facebook, Distilled.

  — January 4th, 2008

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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