#757; Long Time No Sell

Comic Transcripts

Wolf: Rodney! Rod-Bod!
Rodney: Aah! A wolf that knows my college nickname!

[[Wolf mask is lifted, a man’s face is underneath]]
Wolf: Rod! It’s me, Denny!
Rodney: Denny? Where have you been for the last ten years?
Wolf: I’m a wolf now, dude! Come join me! Leave the upright world to the money-worshippers and run free in the tundra!

Rodney: Denny, you DISAPPEARED–Your girlfriend, your parents–we had to assume the worst–
Wolf: Bipedal sentimentality! You’ll soon be rid of it! You’ll feel more ALIVE, Rod. You’ll hear the words of the moon.
Wolf: You’ll feel life energy the way you feel a breeze now.It runs thick and real in the blood of your prey. And you can drink it. Come with me. It’s a gift I want to give to you. Forever.

Wolf: All you’ll have to do for maximum reward is recruit four more wolves under you-
Rodney: I KNEW this wasn’t a social call.

{{header: start howling at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I – I just want to PRACTICE my pitch, and you tell me what you think! I won’t even bring the papers WITH me!}}

#757; Long Time No Sell transcribed by in

Wolf: Rodney! Rod-Bod!
Rodney: Aah! A wolf that knows my college nickname!

Wolf: All you’ll have to do for maximum reward is recruit four more wolves under you-
Rodney: I KNEW this wasn’t a social call.

{{header: start howling at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I – I just want to PRACTICE my pitch, and you tell me what you think! I won’t even bring the papers WITH me!}}

#757; Long Time No Sell transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.