Comic Transcripts

Wolf: Rodney! Rod-Bod!
Rodney: Aah! A wolf that knows my college nickname!

[[Wolf mask is lifted, a man’s face is underneath]]
Wolf: Rod! It’s me, Denny!
Rodney: Denny? Where have you been for the last ten years?
Wolf: I’m a wolf now, dude! Come join me! Leave the upright world to the money-worshippers and run free in the tundra!

Rodney: Denny, you DISAPPEARED–Your girlfriend, your parents–we had to assume the worst–
Wolf: Bipedal sentimentality! You’ll soon be rid of it! You’ll feel more ALIVE, Rod. You’ll hear the words of the moon.
Wolf: You’ll feel life energy the way you feel a breeze now.It runs thick and real in the blood of your prey. And you can drink it. Come with me. It’s a gift I want to give to you. Forever.

Wolf: All you’ll have to do for maximum reward is recruit four more wolves under you-
Rodney: I KNEW this wasn’t a social call.

{{header: start howling at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I – I just want to PRACTICE my pitch, and you tell me what you think! I won’t even bring the papers WITH me!}}

#757; Long Time No Sell transcribed by in

Wolf: Rodney! Rod-Bod!
Rodney: Aah! A wolf that knows my college nickname!

[[Wolf mask is lifted, a man’s face is underneath]]
Wolf: Rod! It’s me, Denny!
Rodney: Denny? Where have you been for the last ten years?
Wolf: I’m a wolf now, dude! Come join me! Leave the upright world to the money-worshippers and run free in the tundra!

Rodney: Denny, you DISAPPEARED–Your girlfriend, your parents–we had to assume the worst–
Wolf: Bipedal sentimentality! You’ll soon be rid of it! You’ll feel more ALIVE, Rod. You’ll hear the words of the moon.
Wolf: You’ll feel life energy the way you feel a breeze now.It runs thick and real in the blood of your prey. And you can drink it. Come with me. It’s a gift I want to give to you. Forever.

Wolf: All you’ll have to do for maximum reward is recruit four more wolves under you-
Rodney: I KNEW this wasn’t a social call.

{{header: start howling at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I – I just want to PRACTICE my pitch, and you tell me what you think! I won’t even bring the papers WITH me!}}

#757; Long Time No Sell transcribed by in

Wolf: Rodney! Rod-Bod!
Rodney: Aah! A wolf that knows my college nickname!

[[Wolf mask is lifted, a man's face is underneath]]
Wolf: Rod! It's me, Denny!
Rodney: Denny? Where have you been for the last ten years?
Wolf: I'm a wolf now, dude! Come join me! Leave the upright world to the money-worshippers and run free in the tundra!

Rodney: Denny, you DISAPPEARED--Your girlfriend, your parents--we had to assume the worst--
Wolf: Bipedal sentimentality! You'll soon be rid of it! You'll feel more ALIVE, Rod. You'll hear the words of the moon.
Wolf: You'll feel life energy the way you feel a breeze now.It runs thick and real in the blood of your prey. And you can drink it. Come with me. It's a gift I want to give to you. Forever.

Wolf: All you'll have to do for maximum reward is recruit four more wolves under you-
Rodney: I KNEW this wasn't a social call.

{{header: start howling at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I - I just want to PRACTICE my pitch, and you tell me what you think! I won't even bring the papers WITH me!}}

I - I just want to PRACTICE my pitch, and you tell me what you think! I won't even bring the papers WITH me!

#757; Long Time No Sell

  — September 19th, 2011

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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