Comic Transcripts

Wolf: Rodney! Rod-Bod!
Rodney: Aah! A wolf that knows my college nickname!

[[Wolf mask is lifted, a man’s face is underneath]]
Wolf: Rod! It’s me, Denny!
Rodney: Denny? Where have you been for the last ten years?
Wolf: I’m a wolf now, dude! Come join me! Leave the upright world to the money-worshippers and run free in the tundra!

Rodney: Denny, you DISAPPEARED–Your girlfriend, your parents–we had to assume the worst–
Wolf: Bipedal sentimentality! You’ll soon be rid of it! You’ll feel more ALIVE, Rod. You’ll hear the words of the moon.
Wolf: You’ll feel life energy the way you feel a breeze now.It runs thick and real in the blood of your prey. And you can drink it. Come with me. It’s a gift I want to give to you. Forever.

Wolf: All you’ll have to do for maximum reward is recruit four more wolves under you-
Rodney: I KNEW this wasn’t a social call.

{{header: start howling at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I – I just want to PRACTICE my pitch, and you tell me what you think! I won’t even bring the papers WITH me!}}

#757; Long Time No Sell transcribed by in

Wolf: Rodney! Rod-Bod!
Rodney: Aah! A wolf that knows my college nickname!

[[Wolf mask is lifted, a man’s face is underneath]]
Wolf: Rod! It’s me, Denny!
Rodney: Denny? Where have you been for the last ten years?
Wolf: I’m a wolf now, dude! Come join me! Leave the upright world to the money-worshippers and run free in the tundra!

Rodney: Denny, you DISAPPEARED–Your girlfriend, your parents–we had to assume the worst–
Wolf: Bipedal sentimentality! You’ll soon be rid of it! You’ll feel more ALIVE, Rod. You’ll hear the words of the moon.
Wolf: You’ll feel life energy the way you feel a breeze now.It runs thick and real in the blood of your prey. And you can drink it. Come with me. It’s a gift I want to give to you. Forever.

Wolf: All you’ll have to do for maximum reward is recruit four more wolves under you-
Rodney: I KNEW this wasn’t a social call.

{{header: start howling at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I – I just want to PRACTICE my pitch, and you tell me what you think! I won’t even bring the papers WITH me!}}

#757; Long Time No Sell transcribed by in

Wolf: Rodney! Rod-Bod!
Rodney: Aah! A wolf that knows my college nickname!

[[Wolf mask is lifted, a man's face is underneath]]
Wolf: Rod! It's me, Denny!
Rodney: Denny? Where have you been for the last ten years?
Wolf: I'm a wolf now, dude! Come join me! Leave the upright world to the money-worshippers and run free in the tundra!

Rodney: Denny, you DISAPPEARED--Your girlfriend, your parents--we had to assume the worst--
Wolf: Bipedal sentimentality! You'll soon be rid of it! You'll feel more ALIVE, Rod. You'll hear the words of the moon.
Wolf: You'll feel life energy the way you feel a breeze now.It runs thick and real in the blood of your prey. And you can drink it. Come with me. It's a gift I want to give to you. Forever.

Wolf: All you'll have to do for maximum reward is recruit four more wolves under you-
Rodney: I KNEW this wasn't a social call.

{{header: start howling at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: I - I just want to PRACTICE my pitch, and you tell me what you think! I won't even bring the papers WITH me!}}

I - I just want to PRACTICE my pitch, and you tell me what you think! I won't even bring the papers WITH me!

#757; Long Time No Sell

  — September 19th, 2011

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May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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