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CAPTION: THE ADVENTURES OF SANTA’S OLDER BROTHER, BILL (Part 1)

Santa’s older brother Bill wears a natty vest. He is clean-shaven and a bit stern looking. He is standing in a nicely appointed home — neat, but not ostentatious. He speaks into the distance, as if narrating to an unseen audience.

BILL: You know, I’m happy he’s found a line of work he believes in…

BILL: Seems a lot of work to ME, but we all make our own choices as to the way we want to spend our life

BILL: Me, I work for a think tank tracking the growth of foreign petrodollars in Silicon Valley venture capital funds

BILL: Our dad could never really quite grasp what EITHER of us did for a living

#1181; Santa’s Older Brother, Part 1 (of 4) transcribed by in

CAPTION: THE ADVENTURES OF SANTA'S OLDER BROTHER, BILL (Part 1)

Santa's older brother Bill wears a natty vest. He is clean-shaven and a bit stern looking. He is standing in a nicely appointed home -- neat, but not ostentatious. He speaks into the distance, as if narrating to an unseen audience.

BILL: You know, I'm happy he's found a line of work he believes in...

BILL: Seems a lot of work to ME, but we all make our own choices as to the way we want to spend our life

BILL: Me, I work for a think tank tracking the growth of foreign petrodollars in Silicon Valley venture capital funds

BILL: Our dad could never really quite grasp what EITHER of us did for a living

I wish he had lived to see me get quoted in an article in Inc. magazine.

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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