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GENE: Next on our tour of the Lucky Charms factory – this is the press where we get our marshmallow mixture.
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JEAN: What’s being pressed in there?
GENE: Leprechauns, mainly. Also clovers, Guinness, green stuff, and James Joyce novels. Did I say clovers already?

JEAN: Wait a minute. So the leprechaun in the commercials is a cannibal?
GENE: In his job, once you get to a certain level you start getting paid way too much to ask what’s in the cereal.
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GENE: Next on our tour of the Lucky Charms factory - this is the press where we get our marshmallow mixture.
<>

JEAN: What's being pressed in there?
GENE: Leprechauns, mainly. Also clovers, Guinness, green stuff, and James Joyce novels. Did I say clovers already?

JEAN: Wait a minute. So the leprechaun in the commercials is a cannibal?
GENE: In his job, once you get to a certain level you start getting paid way too much to ask what's in the cereal.
<>

{{header: red balloons at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: they are not simply 'magically delicious.' as head flavor manager I work 70+ hour workweeks and I DO NOT APPRECIATE KIDS THINKING IT JUST HAPPENS BY ITSELF}}

they are not simply 'magically delicious.' as head flavor manager I work 70+ hour workweeks and I DO NOT APPRECIATE KIDS THINKING IT JUST HAPPENS BY ITSELF

#360; In which Trade Secrets are revealed

  — December 7th, 2007

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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