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RICK: Do you guys talk about me when I’m not in the room? Because that’s very rude.
SIDNEY: Rick, as surprising as it may seem, you are not the focus of our every waking thought.

RICK: All right. I’m going to leave now. Don’t talk about me. If you have something to say, say it to my face.
SIDNEY: Fine. Whatever.

SIDNEY: Man, Rick is really insecure.
RICK [emerging from a potted plant]: AHA

{{header: ‘fess up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: dude in the middle is just gonna stay out of this one}}

#342; In which Rick has his Suspicions transcribed by in

RICK: Do you guys talk about me when I'm not in the room? Because that's very rude.
SIDNEY: Rick, as surprising as it may seem, you are not the focus of our every waking thought.

RICK: All right. I'm going to leave now. Don't talk about me. If you have something to say, say it to my face.
SIDNEY: Fine. Whatever.

SIDNEY: Man, Rick is really insecure.
RICK [emerging from a potted plant]: AHA

{{header: 'fess up at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: dude in the middle is just gonna stay out of this one}}

dude in the middle is just gonna stay out of this one

#342; In which Rick has his Suspicions

  — October 5th, 2007

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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