Comic Transcripts

[[Man with woman, harp player behind them]]
Woman: Of course i’ll marry you, darling! and the serenade was very romantic!
Harp Player: Speaking of which, payment is due when services are rendered.

[[man sits down w/ head in his hands. Band is on right side]]
Man: Oh Jeez. Will you take a check?
Harp Player: You’ll have to take it up with the guys.
Lute/guitar player: Is it an out of town or starter check?
Drummer: That’s a nice rolex. Be a shame if anything were to happen to it.
Bagpipe Player: You guys were getting paid?!

{{header: bang the drum slowly at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: nobody ever accepts starter checks. really, whats the point?}}

#020; In which an Heirloom is coveted transcribed by in

[[Man with woman, harp player behind them]]
Woman: Of course i’ll marry you, darling! and the serenade was very romantic!
Harp Player: Speaking of which, payment is due when services are rendered.

[[man sits down w/ head in his hands. Band is on right side]]
Man: Oh Jeez. Will you take a check?
Harp Player: You’ll have to take it up with the guys.
Lute/guitar player: Is it an out of town or starter check?
Drummer: That’s a nice rolex. Be a shame if anything were to happen to it.
Bagpipe Player: You guys were getting paid?!

{{header: bang the drum slowly at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: nobody ever accepts starter checks. really, whats the point?}}

#020; In which an Heirloom is coveted transcribed by in

[[Man with woman, harp player behind them]]
Woman: Of course i'll marry you, darling! and the serenade was very romantic!
Harp Player: Speaking of which, payment is due when services are rendered.

[[man sits down w/ head in his hands. Band is on right side]]
Man: Oh Jeez. Will you take a check?
Harp Player: You'll have to take it up with the guys.
Lute/guitar player: Is it an out of town or starter check?
Drummer: That's a nice rolex. Be a shame if anything were to happen to it.
Bagpipe Player: You guys were getting paid?!

{{header: bang the drum slowly at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: nobody ever accepts starter checks. really, whats the point?}}

nobody ever accepts starter checks. really, what's the point?

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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