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LULU: I…I just don’t know, Harold. I don’t think I like it.
HAROLD: Hmm? What? You don’t like what?
LULU: You know what.
HAROLD: Plankton? Halliburton? Columbus Day? You gotta give me a little more to go on.

LULU: Her. I don’t like her, Harold. I don’t like her in our house.
HAROLD: Aw, not this conversation again.
LULU: You said it would only be for a week!
HAROLD: I did not say that.

LULU: You did say that! That is exactly what you said!
HAROLD: Marsha, read back the transcript.
MARSHA: “C’mon, honey, let’s just try her out for a couple days, maybe a week tops.”
LULU: And you’re the one who wanted the stenographer.

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LULU: I...I just don't know, Harold. I don't think I like it.
HAROLD: Hmm? What? You don't like what?
LULU: You know what.
HAROLD: Plankton? Halliburton? Columbus Day? You gotta give me a little more to go on.

LULU: Her. I don't like her, Harold. I don't like her in our house.
HAROLD: Aw, not this conversation again.
LULU: You said it would only be for a week!
HAROLD: I did not say that.

LULU: You did say that! That is exactly what you said!
HAROLD: Marsha, read back the transcript.
MARSHA: "C'mon, honey, let's just try her out for a couple days, maybe a week tops."
LULU: And you're the one who wanted the stenographer.

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YOU ARE NOT HELPING YOUR CASE HERE MARSHA

#337; In which the Record is clear

  — September 18th, 2007

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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