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LULU: I…I just don’t know, Harold. I don’t think I like it.
HAROLD: Hmm? What? You don’t like what?
LULU: You know what.
HAROLD: Plankton? Halliburton? Columbus Day? You gotta give me a little more to go on.

LULU: Her. I don’t like her, Harold. I don’t like her in our house.
HAROLD: Aw, not this conversation again.
LULU: You said it would only be for a week!
HAROLD: I did not say that.

LULU: You did say that! That is exactly what you said!
HAROLD: Marsha, read back the transcript.
MARSHA: “C’mon, honey, let’s just try her out for a couple days, maybe a week tops.”
LULU: And you’re the one who wanted the stenographer.

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LULU: I...I just don't know, Harold. I don't think I like it.
HAROLD: Hmm? What? You don't like what?
LULU: You know what.
HAROLD: Plankton? Halliburton? Columbus Day? You gotta give me a little more to go on.

LULU: Her. I don't like her, Harold. I don't like her in our house.
HAROLD: Aw, not this conversation again.
LULU: You said it would only be for a week!
HAROLD: I did not say that.

LULU: You did say that! That is exactly what you said!
HAROLD: Marsha, read back the transcript.
MARSHA: "C'mon, honey, let's just try her out for a couple days, maybe a week tops."
LULU: And you're the one who wanted the stenographer.

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{{alt-text: YOU ARE NOT HELPING YOUR CASE HERE MARSHA}}

YOU ARE NOT HELPING YOUR CASE HERE MARSHA

#337; In which the Record is clear

  — September 18th, 2007

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20 years ago (in photocomic form)

June 9, 2026 by David Malki !
A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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