Comic Transcripts

[[SALTY BILL finds a ticket marked “Violation” on his automobile.]]

[[We see that the ticket is, in fact, a picture of himself asleep in bed, taken through a window. Upon the picture is written “I AM WATCHING.”]]

[[SALTY BILL looks up in astonishment.]]

[[OFFICER WHEATGRASS peers around the front of his patrol car.]]

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[[SALTY BILL finds a ticket marked "Violation" on his automobile.]]

[[We see that the ticket is, in fact, a picture of himself asleep in bed, taken through a window. Upon the picture is written "I AM WATCHING."]]

[[SALTY BILL looks up in astonishment.]]

[[OFFICER WHEATGRASS peers around the front of his patrol car.]]

{{header: watch out at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: AGAIN?!}}

AGAIN?!

Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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