Comic Transcripts

[[A masked man appears]]
Masked Man: STOP THERE, CITIZEN!
Masked Man: You’re eating that sandwich UPSIDE DOWN!

Man with Sandwich: How do you eat a sandwich upside down
Masked Man: You were biting it with the mustard side down. When your tongue hits that mustard, it’ll overpower every other flavor! You need to bite mustard side UP — so your tongue FIRST goes through the lettuce, meat, and cheese! In ASCENDING ORDER OF FLAVOR POWER! That way, you experience a more BALANCED PALATE.

Man with Sandwich: How do you know which side my mustard is on? I made this sandwich at home this morning
Masked Man: I know! I was watching you from a tree!

[[The masked man arrives at his home]]
Masked Man’s Wife: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN it is almost MIDNIGHT and I needed you to do LAUNDRY today
Masked Man: I HAVE BEEN OUT THERE MAKING THE WORLD BETTER

{{header: take a bite of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: everyone needs a cause}}

#640; Error comes to Sandwiches transcribed by in

[[A masked man appears]]
Masked Man: STOP THERE, CITIZEN!
Masked Man: You're eating that sandwich UPSIDE DOWN!

Man with Sandwich: How do you eat a sandwich upside down
Masked Man: You were biting it with the mustard side down. When your tongue hits that mustard, it'll overpower every other flavor! You need to bite mustard side UP -- so your tongue FIRST goes through the lettuce, meat, and cheese! In ASCENDING ORDER OF FLAVOR POWER! That way, you experience a more BALANCED PALATE.

Man with Sandwich: How do you know which side my mustard is on? I made this sandwich at home this morning
Masked Man: I know! I was watching you from a tree!

[[The masked man arrives at his home]]
Masked Man's Wife: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN it is almost MIDNIGHT and I needed you to do LAUNDRY today
Masked Man: I HAVE BEEN OUT THERE MAKING THE WORLD BETTER

{{header: take a bite of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: everyone needs a cause}}

everyone needs a cause

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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