#640; Error comes to Sandwiches

Comic Transcripts

[[A masked man appears]]
Masked Man: STOP THERE, CITIZEN!
Masked Man: You’re eating that sandwich UPSIDE DOWN!

Man with Sandwich: How do you eat a sandwich upside down
Masked Man: You were biting it with the mustard side down. When your tongue hits that mustard, it’ll overpower every other flavor! You need to bite mustard side UP — so your tongue FIRST goes through the lettuce, meat, and cheese! In ASCENDING ORDER OF FLAVOR POWER! That way, you experience a more BALANCED PALATE.

Man with Sandwich: How do you know which side my mustard is on? I made this sandwich at home this morning
Masked Man: I know! I was watching you from a tree!

[[The masked man arrives at his home]]
Masked Man’s Wife: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN it is almost MIDNIGHT and I needed you to do LAUNDRY today
Masked Man: I HAVE BEEN OUT THERE MAKING THE WORLD BETTER

#640; Error comes to Sandwiches transcribed by in

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one, except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.