[[A masked man appears]]
Masked Man: STOP THERE, CITIZEN!
Masked Man: You're eating that sandwich UPSIDE DOWN!
Man with Sandwich: How do you eat a sandwich upside down
Masked Man: You were biting it with the mustard side down. When your tongue hits that mustard, it'll overpower every other flavor! You need to bite mustard side UP -- so your tongue FIRST goes through the lettuce, meat, and cheese! In ASCENDING ORDER OF FLAVOR POWER! That way, you experience a more BALANCED PALATE.
Man with Sandwich: How do you know which side my mustard is on? I made this sandwich at home this morning
Masked Man: I know! I was watching you from a tree!
[[The masked man arrives at his home]]
Masked Man's Wife: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN it is almost MIDNIGHT and I needed you to do LAUNDRY today
Masked Man: I HAVE BEEN OUT THERE MAKING THE WORLD BETTER
{{header: take a bite of WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: everyone needs a cause}}