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[[KEVIN is shopping for hats, all of which are far too small.]]
KEVIN: No.

KEVIN: Awful.

KEVIN: Absolutely not.

KEVIN: Don’t you have anything bigger?

KEVIN: This makes me look like a freak! [[We see that, in fact, he is a freak.]]
HILDA: Did I mention I work on commission?

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#317; In which Kevin shops for Hats transcribed by in

[[KEVIN is shopping for hats, all of which are far too small.]]
KEVIN: No.

KEVIN: Awful.

KEVIN: Absolutely not.

KEVIN: Don’t you have anything bigger?

KEVIN: This makes me look like a freak! [[We see that, in fact, he is a freak.]]
HILDA: Did I mention I work on commission?

{{header: try it on at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: hey what about that one with the fake fruit, THAT one has potential}}

#317; In which Kevin shops for Hats transcribed by in

[[KEVIN is shopping for hats, all of which are far too small.]]
KEVIN: No.

KEVIN: Awful.

KEVIN: Absolutely not.

KEVIN: Don't you have anything bigger?

KEVIN: This makes me look like a freak! [[We see that, in fact, he is a freak.]]
HILDA: Did I mention I work on commission?

{{header: try it on at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: hey what about that one with the fake fruit, THAT one has potential}}

hey what about that one with the fake fruit, THAT one has potential

#317; In which Kevin shops for Hats

  — July 13th, 2007

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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