Comic Transcripts

[[A host of VIKINGS, led by LEFTY, rows across the sea.]]
LEFTY: All right, men, listen good. After six weeks at the oar, we’re nearing the Norman coast. The next few days will be brutal and bloody for all of us.
LEFTY: I need everyone to be at high alert. Watch for archers. Watch for scouts. Any questions?

PERKINS: Are we gonna get to pee before we start the invasion?
LEFTY: For cripes sakes, Perkins.
PERKINS: I mean, should I just hang it out over the side or what
VIKINGS: AAWWW
PERKINS: WHAT

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#311; The Scourge of Northern Europe transcribed by in

[[A host of VIKINGS, led by LEFTY, rows across the sea.]]
LEFTY: All right, men, listen good. After six weeks at the oar, we’re nearing the Norman coast. The next few days will be brutal and bloody for all of us.
LEFTY: I need everyone to be at high alert. Watch for archers. Watch for scouts. Any questions?

PERKINS: Are we gonna get to pee before we start the invasion?
LEFTY: For cripes sakes, Perkins.
PERKINS: I mean, should I just hang it out over the side or what
VIKINGS: AAWWW
PERKINS: WHAT

{{header: go before we go at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: it’s not like you haven’t thought of it}}

#311; The Scourge of Northern Europe transcribed by in

[[A host of VIKINGS, led by LEFTY, rows across the sea.]]
LEFTY: All right, men, listen good. After six weeks at the oar, we're nearing the Norman coast. The next few days will be brutal and bloody for all of us.
LEFTY: I need everyone to be at high alert. Watch for archers. Watch for scouts. Any questions?

PERKINS: Are we gonna get to pee before we start the invasion?
LEFTY: For cripes sakes, Perkins.
PERKINS: I mean, should I just hang it out over the side or what
VIKINGS: AAWWW
PERKINS: WHAT

{{header: go before we go at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: it's not like you haven't thought of it}}

it's not like you haven't thought of it

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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