Comic Transcripts

[[Several villagers, led by JIMBO, are appealing to someone.]]
JIMBO: Please! Help! Barbarians have attacked our village! Our sons have been lost to their swords, our daughters to their lusts…
JIMBO: They march after us even now! You must help us!

[[We see that JIMBO is appealing to THE STEVE]]
THE STEVE: Barbarians? That’s just nonsense!
THE STEVE: That’s an unsourced statement. You’ll have to add some citations.
JIMBO: My child died in my arms!
THE STEVE: According to whom? The New York Times? Didn’t think so!

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THE STEVE: Come back when something in print agrees with you. Words on paper are always true.
GUIDO: Hey, this dude wants to put pictures of his wanger into the article about genitals. We’re fine with that, right?

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[[Several villagers, led by JIMBO, are appealing to someone.]]
JIMBO: Please! Help! Barbarians have attacked our village! Our sons have been lost to their swords, our daughters to their lusts…
JIMBO: They march after us even now! You must help us!

[[We see that JIMBO is appealing to THE STEVE]]
THE STEVE: Barbarians? That’s just nonsense!
THE STEVE: That’s an unsourced statement. You’ll have to add some citations.
JIMBO: My child died in my arms!
THE STEVE: According to whom? The New York Times? Didn’t think so!

{{Caption: When Wikipedia rules the world}}
THE STEVE: Come back when something in print agrees with you. Words on paper are always true.
GUIDO: Hey, this dude wants to put pictures of his wanger into the article about genitals. We’re fine with that, right?

{{header: revert at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: ‘the most comprehensive encyclopaedia ever will surely need six different close-ups from various angles’}}

#291; In which Notability is determined transcribed by in

[[Several villagers, led by JIMBO, are appealing to someone.]]
JIMBO: Please! Help! Barbarians have attacked our village! Our sons have been lost to their swords, our daughters to their lusts...
JIMBO: They march after us even now! You must help us!

[[We see that JIMBO is appealing to THE STEVE]]
THE STEVE: Barbarians? That's just nonsense!
THE STEVE: That's an unsourced statement. You'll have to add some citations.
JIMBO: My child died in my arms!
THE STEVE: According to whom? The New York Times? Didn't think so!

{{Caption: When Wikipedia rules the world}}
THE STEVE: Come back when something in print agrees with you. Words on paper are always true.
GUIDO: Hey, this dude wants to put pictures of his wanger into the article about genitals. We're fine with that, right?

{{header: revert at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: 'the most comprehensive encyclopaedia ever will surely need six different close-ups from various angles'}}

'the most comprehensive encyclopaedia ever will surely need six different close-ups from various angles'

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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