[[Several villagers, led by JIMBO, are appealing to someone.]]
JIMBO: Please! Help! Barbarians have attacked our village! Our sons have been lost to their swords, our daughters to their lusts...
JIMBO: They march after us even now! You must help us!
[[We see that JIMBO is appealing to THE STEVE]]
THE STEVE: Barbarians? That's just nonsense!
THE STEVE: That's an unsourced statement. You'll have to add some citations.
JIMBO: My child died in my arms!
THE STEVE: According to whom? The New York Times? Didn't think so!
{{Caption: When Wikipedia rules the world}}
THE STEVE: Come back when something in print agrees with you. Words on paper are always true.
GUIDO: Hey, this dude wants to put pictures of his wanger into the article about genitals. We're fine with that, right?
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{{alt-text: 'the most comprehensive encyclopaedia ever will surely need six different close-ups from various angles'}}