Comic Transcripts

[[Several villagers, led by JIMBO, are appealing to someone.]]
JIMBO: Please! Help! Barbarians have attacked our village! Our sons have been lost to their swords, our daughters to their lusts…
JIMBO: They march after us even now! You must help us!

[[We see that JIMBO is appealing to THE STEVE]]
THE STEVE: Barbarians? That’s just nonsense!
THE STEVE: That’s an unsourced statement. You’ll have to add some citations.
JIMBO: My child died in my arms!
THE STEVE: According to whom? The New York Times? Didn’t think so!

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THE STEVE: Come back when something in print agrees with you. Words on paper are always true.
GUIDO: Hey, this dude wants to put pictures of his wanger into the article about genitals. We’re fine with that, right?

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{{alt-text: ‘the most comprehensive encyclopaedia ever will surely need six different close-ups from various angles’}}

#291; In which Notability is determined transcribed by in

[[Several villagers, led by JIMBO, are appealing to someone.]]
JIMBO: Please! Help! Barbarians have attacked our village! Our sons have been lost to their swords, our daughters to their lusts…
JIMBO: They march after us even now! You must help us!

[[We see that JIMBO is appealing to THE STEVE]]
THE STEVE: Barbarians? That’s just nonsense!
THE STEVE: That’s an unsourced statement. You’ll have to add some citations.
JIMBO: My child died in my arms!
THE STEVE: According to whom? The New York Times? Didn’t think so!

{{Caption: When Wikipedia rules the world}}
THE STEVE: Come back when something in print agrees with you. Words on paper are always true.
GUIDO: Hey, this dude wants to put pictures of his wanger into the article about genitals. We’re fine with that, right?

{{header: revert at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: ‘the most comprehensive encyclopaedia ever will surely need six different close-ups from various angles’}}

#291; In which Notability is determined transcribed by in

[[Several villagers, led by JIMBO, are appealing to someone.]]
JIMBO: Please! Help! Barbarians have attacked our village! Our sons have been lost to their swords, our daughters to their lusts...
JIMBO: They march after us even now! You must help us!

[[We see that JIMBO is appealing to THE STEVE]]
THE STEVE: Barbarians? That's just nonsense!
THE STEVE: That's an unsourced statement. You'll have to add some citations.
JIMBO: My child died in my arms!
THE STEVE: According to whom? The New York Times? Didn't think so!

{{Caption: When Wikipedia rules the world}}
THE STEVE: Come back when something in print agrees with you. Words on paper are always true.
GUIDO: Hey, this dude wants to put pictures of his wanger into the article about genitals. We're fine with that, right?

{{header: revert at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: 'the most comprehensive encyclopaedia ever will surely need six different close-ups from various angles'}}

'the most comprehensive encyclopaedia ever will surely need six different close-ups from various angles'

#291; In which Notability is determined

  — April 13th, 2007

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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