Comic Transcripts

[[JASON stands with his back to DONNA; she and WINIFRED are reading from a large paper. A seascape is visible in the background.]]
DONNA: Oh, you are so handsome and virile. What would we ever do without the light you bring to our lives.

JASON: Nope, keep it coming. Still feeling jumpy…
WINIFRED: Each day we look forward to your charming humor. You are a paragon of manhood.

JASON: I don’t know, I’m not quite convinced…

[[The view pans back, and we now see that JASON is standing atop a cliff. DONNA and WINIFRED are nowhere to be seen.]]
JASON: Try amping up the sincerity. Else I may dash my worthless body on the rocks!
JASON: You wouldn’t want that, would you, guys?
JASON: …guys?

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{{alt-text: maybe now is not the best time to mention that i honestly found your descriptions of my many heroic deeds both 1) a little over the top with the magic and 2) cribbed entirely from a harry potter book}}

#284; In which Jason is Validated transcribed by in

[[JASON stands with his back to DONNA; she and WINIFRED are reading from a large paper. A seascape is visible in the background.]]
DONNA: Oh, you are so handsome and virile. What would we ever do without the light you bring to our lives.

JASON: Nope, keep it coming. Still feeling jumpy…
WINIFRED: Each day we look forward to your charming humor. You are a paragon of manhood.

JASON: I don’t know, I’m not quite convinced…

[[The view pans back, and we now see that JASON is standing atop a cliff. DONNA and WINIFRED are nowhere to be seen.]]
JASON: Try amping up the sincerity. Else I may dash my worthless body on the rocks!
JASON: You wouldn’t want that, would you, guys?
JASON: …guys?

{{header: you are special at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: maybe now is not the best time to mention that i honestly found your descriptions of my many heroic deeds both 1) a little over the top with the magic and 2) cribbed entirely from a harry potter book}}

#284; In which Jason is Validated transcribed by in

[[JASON stands with his back to DONNA; she and WINIFRED are reading from a large paper. A seascape is visible in the background.]]
DONNA: Oh, you are so handsome and virile. What would we ever do without the light you bring to our lives.

JASON: Nope, keep it coming. Still feeling jumpy...
WINIFRED: Each day we look forward to your charming humor. You are a paragon of manhood.

JASON: I don't know, I'm not quite convinced...

[[The view pans back, and we now see that JASON is standing atop a cliff. DONNA and WINIFRED are nowhere to be seen.]]
JASON: Try amping up the sincerity. Else I may dash my worthless body on the rocks!
JASON: You wouldn't want that, would you, guys?
JASON: ...guys?

{{header: you are special at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: maybe now is not the best time to mention that i honestly found your descriptions of my many heroic deeds both 1) a little over the top with the magic and 2) cribbed entirely from a harry potter book}}

maybe this is not the best time to mention that i honestly found your descriptions of my many heroic deeds both 1) a little over the top with the magic and 2) cribbed entirely from a harry potter book

New ways to get Bolted!

In addition to buying things directly from me, the normal way, my game Bolted! is also now available on Amazon dot com.

On that famous website, you can also get the Creature-Crafting Magnets Set, which is made of the same artwork from the game, but is just a weird little trinket (not a playable game).

My kiddo made the elaborate version below to show off just how many magnets you get in the set (it’s 150 pieces in all — this isn’t even all of them).

Also now on Amazon is my set of Multi-Purpose Greeting Cards — a full dozen cards with envelopes in a fancy, unbranded, foil-stamped box!

Event alert!

I’ll also be showing off Bolted! at Greenwood Games, an event in Seattle this Saturday:

Greenwood Games is a free, all-ages community game event that invites players to spend the afternoon walking Greenwood Avenue from 65th to 80th, collecting clues, cracking puzzles, and discovering games made right here in Washington.

Think of it as Pride Hop, ArtWalk, and the Gumshoe all rolled into one,  except the whole thing is built around games and puzzles.​

Local game designers will be set up at different places along Greenwood Avenue in Phinney Ridge (near Ballard). My specific spot will be the “Holy Mountain Phinney Ridge Taproom”. All the information about all the different games & venues is on the website!

(If you’re in Seattle generally but not free tomorrow, Bolted! is also stocked at Blue Highway Games in Queen Anne.)

Next week, I’ll be at Gen Con! I personally will be hanging with my buddy Sam Logan at BFE Webcomics, booth #1217… but I have it on good authority that copies of Bolted! will be available at the CRWN Studios booth, #2549.

Visit one booth! Then the other! The order…is up to you.


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