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[[JASON stands with his back to DONNA; she and WINIFRED are reading from a large paper. A seascape is visible in the background.]]
DONNA: Oh, you are so handsome and virile. What would we ever do without the light you bring to our lives.

JASON: Nope, keep it coming. Still feeling jumpy…
WINIFRED: Each day we look forward to your charming humor. You are a paragon of manhood.

JASON: I don’t know, I’m not quite convinced…

[[The view pans back, and we now see that JASON is standing atop a cliff. DONNA and WINIFRED are nowhere to be seen.]]
JASON: Try amping up the sincerity. Else I may dash my worthless body on the rocks!
JASON: You wouldn’t want that, would you, guys?
JASON: …guys?

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{{alt-text: maybe now is not the best time to mention that i honestly found your descriptions of my many heroic deeds both 1) a little over the top with the magic and 2) cribbed entirely from a harry potter book}}

#284; In which Jason is Validated transcribed by in

[[JASON stands with his back to DONNA; she and WINIFRED are reading from a large paper. A seascape is visible in the background.]]
DONNA: Oh, you are so handsome and virile. What would we ever do without the light you bring to our lives.

JASON: Nope, keep it coming. Still feeling jumpy…
WINIFRED: Each day we look forward to your charming humor. You are a paragon of manhood.

JASON: I don’t know, I’m not quite convinced…

[[The view pans back, and we now see that JASON is standing atop a cliff. DONNA and WINIFRED are nowhere to be seen.]]
JASON: Try amping up the sincerity. Else I may dash my worthless body on the rocks!
JASON: You wouldn’t want that, would you, guys?
JASON: …guys?

{{header: you are special at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: maybe now is not the best time to mention that i honestly found your descriptions of my many heroic deeds both 1) a little over the top with the magic and 2) cribbed entirely from a harry potter book}}

#284; In which Jason is Validated transcribed by in

[[JASON stands with his back to DONNA; she and WINIFRED are reading from a large paper. A seascape is visible in the background.]]
DONNA: Oh, you are so handsome and virile. What would we ever do without the light you bring to our lives.

JASON: Nope, keep it coming. Still feeling jumpy...
WINIFRED: Each day we look forward to your charming humor. You are a paragon of manhood.

JASON: I don't know, I'm not quite convinced...

[[The view pans back, and we now see that JASON is standing atop a cliff. DONNA and WINIFRED are nowhere to be seen.]]
JASON: Try amping up the sincerity. Else I may dash my worthless body on the rocks!
JASON: You wouldn't want that, would you, guys?
JASON: ...guys?

{{header: you are special at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: maybe now is not the best time to mention that i honestly found your descriptions of my many heroic deeds both 1) a little over the top with the magic and 2) cribbed entirely from a harry potter book}}

maybe this is not the best time to mention that i honestly found your descriptions of my many heroic deeds both 1) a little over the top with the magic and 2) cribbed entirely from a harry potter book

#284; In which Jason is Validated

  — March 20th, 2007

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Applications open for Genius Northwest – an IRL gaming competition

May 8, 2026 by David Malki !

Last year, I participated in Genius Northwest, a gaming competition inspired by the Korean gameshow The Genius and its ilk.

It’s a reality show without the cameras — a 3-day, all-inclusive weekend retreat structured around a series of challenges and puzzles, in which personalities and dealmaking matter as much as playing games.

It’s truly a remarkable thing. I came in dead last in the competition, but I still had a great time participating.

The event is held annually in the Pacific Northwest (hence the name) and applications are now open to participate in the 2026 competition!

Learn more — and apply — at GeniusNW.com.


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