#258; In which Babies become banal

Comic Transcripts

[[A man and a woman are having a cup of coffee sitting at a dining room table.]]
Woman: Everyone thinks having a baby is SOOO SPECIAL.
Woman: “Ohh! Look at ME! I’m having a BABY!”

Woman: Well it’s NOT.
Woman: Unless doing something that everyone since the dawn of time has done is somehow unique and amazing.

Man: Don’t tell me you’re jealous.
Woman: All I’m saying is that Beverly has a CREATURE living inside of her whereas I am a perfectly healthy human being TOTALLY DEVOID OF PARASITES
Woman: And WHERE are the gifts and flowers for ME

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#258; In which Babies become banal transcribed by in

[[A man and a woman are having a cup of coffee sitting at a dining room table.]]
Woman: Everyone thinks having a baby is SOOO SPECIAL.
Woman: “Ohh! Look at ME! I’m having a BABY!”

Woman: Well it’s NOT.
Woman: Unless doing something that everyone since the dawn of time has done is somehow unique and amazing.

#258; In which Babies become banal transcribed by in

Bolted! games have been shipping to backers over the last couple of weeks! The non-US orders are (mostly) done and some folks have been reporting receiving them already!

@davidmalki.com My game arrived today!! It looks gorgeous 🙂 Hope you are well 🙂

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— Lar deSouza (@lartist.bsky.social) April 2, 2026 at 2:52 PM

My US inventory of games is now in-country, but still being staged at the fulfillment centers. It’s being distributed to regional warehouses, so the actual shipping to backers happens more efficiently. I hope the bulk of US shipping will start next week.

These are what the cartons (and games) look like!

bolted! games BOLTED! GAMES (pounding the table) B O L T E D ! G A M E S

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— david malki ! (@davidmalki.com) April 3, 2026 at 10:37 AM

I am also waiting on the bonus cards to be finished printing! I ended up needing many more of those than I had anticipated, so I decided to have the game factory print those too, for perfect matching with the base game cards.

Most people will be receiving two separate mailings: the game itself, and “anything else” (bonus cards and/or add-ons) which will be sent by me personally.

As of today, 86% of backers have completed their surveys so far! That’s pretty good, but it’s not everyone. I know YOU PERSONALLY have already completed YOURS though, so no worries!!

We have now moved OFF of Kickstarter and ONTO BackerKit for any new orders. You can bundle a game with basically anything else I sell on that there website, it’s pretty nuts!