Comic Transcripts

[[A man and a woman are having a cup of coffee sitting at a dining room table.]]
Woman: Everyone thinks having a baby is SOOO SPECIAL.
Woman: “Ohh! Look at ME! I’m having a BABY!”

Woman: Well it’s NOT.
Woman: Unless doing something that everyone since the dawn of time has done is somehow unique and amazing.

Man: Don’t tell me you’re jealous.
Woman: All I’m saying is that Beverly has a CREATURE living inside of her whereas I am a perfectly healthy human being TOTALLY DEVOID OF PARASITES
Woman: And WHERE are the gifts and flowers for ME

{{header: spawn at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: there are no prizes for being a decent person. there are, however, several for eating cakes of butter, or choking down an imperial quart of milk in 3.2 seconds (1978 record)}}

#258; In which Babies become banal transcribed by in

[[A man and a woman are having a cup of coffee sitting at a dining room table.]]
Woman: Everyone thinks having a baby is SOOO SPECIAL.
Woman: “Ohh! Look at ME! I’m having a BABY!”

Woman: Well it’s NOT.
Woman: Unless doing something that everyone since the dawn of time has done is somehow unique and amazing.

Man: Don’t tell me you’re jealous.
Woman: All I’m saying is that Beverly has a CREATURE living inside of her whereas I am a perfectly healthy human being TOTALLY DEVOID OF PARASITES
Woman: And WHERE are the gifts and flowers for ME

{{header: spawn at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: there are no prizes for being a decent person. there are, however, several for eating cakes of butter, or choking down an imperial quart of milk in 3.2 seconds (1978 record)}}

#258; In which Babies become banal transcribed by in

[[A man and a woman are having a cup of coffee sitting at a dining room table.]]
Woman: Everyone thinks having a baby is SOOO SPECIAL.
Woman: "Ohh! Look at ME! I'm having a BABY!"

Woman: Well it's NOT.
Woman: Unless doing something that everyone since the dawn of time has done is somehow unique and amazing.

Man: Don't tell me you're jealous.
Woman: All I'm saying is that Beverly has a CREATURE living inside of her whereas I am a perfectly healthy human being TOTALLY DEVOID OF PARASITES
Woman: And WHERE are the gifts and flowers for ME

{{header: spawn at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: there are no prizes for being a decent person. there are, however, several for eating cakes of butter, or choking down an imperial quart of milk in 3.2 seconds (1978 record)}}

there are no prizes for being a decent person. there are, however, several for eating cakes of butter, or choking down an imperial quart of milk in 3.2 seconds (1978 record)

20 years ago (in photocomic form)

A young David Malki !, Steve Carey, and Ryan North, June 2006.

The computers tell me it was 20 years ago, June 9, 2006, that I arrived in New York for my first-ever comic convention as an exhibitor, MoCCA.

It was an important trip for me, a milestone in what would go on to become my career.

I wrote a little reminiscence on Patreon (free/unlocked) — including a first-since-then reprint of the photocomics I made at the time, documenting the trip!

Read the rest here: [ 20 Years Ago (In Photocomic Form) ]


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